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#37: Why We Love... Films!

12/10/2018
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The podcast that supplies Wizard of Oz fun facts by the bucket load! The boys list their favourite actors, Jake confesses the illegal beginnings of his love for film and AJ tells us which his favourite VHS was growing up. Shrek and The Hunchback of Notre Dame were the boys’ first cinema visits – it’s your job whilst reading this to match that up with each host. (p.s. AJ regards Shrek 2 as the best sequel ever made.) They rundown their top five films, a thirteenth qualifier for the Crisp...

Duration:01:40:03

#36: Why We Love... Football!

11/19/2018
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As first of the three-part Season Two Premiere, the boys look at why they love football. They discuss their three most memorable football experiences, best matchgoing experiences and reveal how they got into football. Jake confesses that his first kit wasn’t a Manchester United, the words “Gary Neville could’ve played right wing” get said and AJ tells us his embarrassing first football video game. There’s also a landslide in the twelfth Crisp World Cup qualifier and Jake reveals how his cat...

Duration:01:13:57

Away Days: Barnsley

10/29/2018
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Harry joins Jake and AJ for the second away day of the season, to Oakwell for Barnsley v Bristol Rovers in League One. The boys tour Barnsley pubs, rant about pies and sound off on the poor quality of the football on display.

Duration:00:54:49

#35: Theresa May is Salad Fingers

10/15/2018
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The podcast that asks: why Football Manager is better than FIFA and should PES be considered as the best contemporary football video game? Jake reviews Johnny Depp classic Mortdecai and AJ pitches a choose your adventure in Stupid Little Pitch starring Gerard Butler. We bid one last goodbye to Moe Stegg in the Quick Dish of the Week and Dave’s Travel Agency as well as qualifying the 11th crisp into the World Cup. AJ and Jake play plausible or no plausible in the Mandela Effect conspiracy...

Duration:00:56:38

#34: Where's Nani?

10/8/2018
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The podcast that asks: will Paul Pogba outlive Jose Mourinho at Manchester United? The boys jump on the back of the Pogba-Mourinho saga at Old Trafford, they discuss whether Wilfried Zaha be afforded extra protection or should referees do their jobs. AJ lists three films he wants to watch in the next year, Jake goes on a little bit of a rant towards the Hateful Eight and Jake pitches a nonsensical film about babies. The Crisp World Cup gets its tenth qualifier, AJ gets scared by a new...

Duration:00:59:10

#33: No Mercy 2002

9/24/2018
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The podcast that asks you: do you prefer the Deadman Undertaker or the Biker Undertaker? Yes, that's right: the boys are back and with a review of WWE No Mercy 2002\. But before that, they chat about football stands to an illuminating degree, Jake reviews Devil as the shit cinema series continues and we predict how the English clubs will fare in the Champions League groups. We look to the indies in the Crisp World Cup and AJ pitches 'German Office' which may or may not be about Bradford City...

Duration:01:01:49

#32: F*ck the Tories!

9/17/2018
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The podcast that asks you: are you being watched? The boys discuss England after the international break AD NAUSEAM, AJ reviews "the worst film" he's seen in a cinema: Sucker Punch and Jake pitches 'Stand By Me meets The Emoji Movie' in Stupid Little Pitch. There's a new segment in Challenge AJ as the boys still mourn Tim after his death, a Salt and Vinegar derby in the Crisp World Cup and Dave goes to the Canada/U.S. border.

Duration:01:04:00

#31: The David Icke Lizard Bonanza

9/10/2018
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The boys list England’s worst eleven by position and discuss the UEFA Nations League and what it can become. Jake attempts to summarise the plot of the SAW film series in two minutes, AJ pitches a David Icke biopic and there’s Bebe trivia. Dave the Travel Agent’s back as is Lizard’s Lair and FFB has a new chef in Quick Dish of the Week.

Duration:00:54:35

#30: The Stanley Kubrick Episode

9/3/2018
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The boys discuss how the promotion clubs have started the season, will Everton stun the top six, can Chelsea win the league and, most importantly, is Jack Wilshere as good as Andrea Pirlo? AJ lists the England players that could’ve been, he reviews The Shining (and its numerous hidden themes), Jake pitches a Gervais-Merchant-Boyle extravaganza and there’s a shock in the Crisp World Cup qualifier. There’s huge news in Challenge AJ, Jake presents tedious MEGA Champions League trivia and...

Duration:01:27:34

#29: Eraser-ed

8/27/2018
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After the Accrington experience, AJ discusses his 4 types of match-going fans, Jake lists his favourite transfers of the summer and the fourth Crisp World Cup qualifier plays out. Jake reviews David Lynch classic Eraserhead whilst AJ harks back to Love Island for his stupid little pitch. Relegation Zone returns as does Quick Dish of the Week. There’s Champions League trivia as well as so much more.

Duration:00:57:06

Away Days: Accrington Stanley

8/20/2018
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Welcome to our AWAY DAYS SPECIAL! This week the boys are joined with special guest Harry Holland to watch the EFL League One tie between Accrington Stanley and Charlton Athletic. We get lost trying to find a ticket office, AJ goes vegan for the day and we drink too much.

Duration:00:58:49

#28: #FreeTommy

8/13/2018
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The boys predict the Premier League season as the “GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH” returns to Sky Sports. We mention English players a bit too much. AJ reviews The Truman Show with Jake contrastingly pitching a Michael Bay film. The third Crisp World Cup qualifier turns into a holiday crisp special. New features, returning features and the usual features are all in Episode 28\. (the title is strictly satire btw)

Duration:01:09:12

#27: Area 51 Dwarf Pilots

8/6/2018
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Episode 27: the episode that tells you better get excited for the club season. Jake transforms football ahead of the new season with the Unofficial Club World Championships. We discuss the expectations of our respective clubs and Jake counts down the ten transfers that shook the Premier League to its core. AJ pitches a bizarre Adam Sandler/Kevin James and DC universe film which strikes fear into Jake’s heart, as Jake reviews Spike Jonze modern-day classic, Her. Jake sadly presents the final...

Duration:00:52:04

#26: Once You Pop You Can't Stop

7/30/2018
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Episode 26: the episode that tells you stop getting them World Cup blues and be more like Jake and be incredibly excited about the new season. In this overcoming of World Cup blues, Jake lists us his World Cup team of the tournament and the best England performances in his lifetime. Meanwhile, AJ looks ahead, discussing the ones to watch ahead of the new season. AJ reviews Spielberg classic Jurassic Park as the boys discuss his best films amongst the best blockbusters of all-time. Jake...

Duration:00:49:11

Watch With Us: Kevin James Stand Up Comedy

7/23/2018
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The World Cup blues are almost definitely here. Join us as we slag Kevin James’s stand-up show (Never Don’t Give Up) off for too many food-related comedy routines whilst audibly eating pizza. I hope listening to us chew on pizza crust and never-ending pauses are as painful as it was for us to watch this comedy show.

Duration:01:02:53

#25: Football's Not Coming Home

7/14/2018
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England are out of the World Cup and we analyse their defeat to Croatia. The final between France and Croatia is previewed, debate whether the World Cup in Russia deserves to be labelled the best tournament ever and AJ gives an impassioned speech to the England squad. We run down the best and worst World Cup finals ever, celebrate and commiserate Jake’s stunning fantasy league win over AJ. £10’s coming home! Jake tells everyone about the time he met Sir Gareth Southgate, AJ has dystopian...

Duration:01:26:13

#24: Football's Coming Home

7/9/2018
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We discuss England as they confirmed their third semi-final under Sir Gareth Southgate. We review every team eliminated from the World Cup as well as the quarter finals as football is confirmed as coming home. We also preview the World Cup semi-finals and uncover AJ’s cheating in the Fantasy football. Jake does a sad World Cup-themed Stupid Little Pitch, AJ reviews a TV Show involving Michael Owen and Neville Southall – WELL DONE HE’S 13 MICHAEL and provides us with some ‘lookalikes’ and...

Duration:01:27:31

#23: Panama could beat Brazil

6/25/2018
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The boys predict the World Cup’s Golden Ball, Golden Glove and Golden Boot winners as well as the tournament winners and surprise packages. We run down the best World Cups in our lifetimes and four of the best World Cup fights. We ask the big question: How far can Nigeria go?! Jake reviews the best England football film: Mike Bassett England Manager as AJ has a collector’s item: a Kevin James-less Stupid Little Pitch with ‘Pickles the Bear’. The boys turn 8 into 4 in the Chocolate World Cup...

Duration:00:50:44

#22: The Holy Trinity of Pele, Bobby Moore… Mike Summerbee

6/23/2018
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The World Cup wait is finally over and your boys in the black and white of FFB are back in your ears. We ask the big question: Are ISIS relevant anymore? The boys review the World Cup so far group by group, discuss England’s chances and AJ reviews Pele and Bobby Moore’s acting debut in Escape to Victory. There is a 2002 World Cup simulation and Jake educates non-football fans on 6 historical World Cup underdogs. There’s a Vince McMahon-Netflix Stupid Little Pitch from Jake, we go to Saudi...

Duration:01:05:46

#21: FIFA World Cup Special

6/11/2018
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In this World Cup special we ask if you really can spitroast a Guinea Pig! We discuss our memories of England in the World Cup, weigh up the positives and negatives of their upcoming campaign in 2018 and gauge the chances of every team in the tournament. We try to predict the nature of the World Cup via cherry-picked statistics, AJ sneaks Kevin James into a World Cup special Stupid Little Pitch and Jake reviews Goal III: Taking on the World. Our Official FIFA Fantasy League is now open and...

Duration:01:32:28