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Watch With Us: Kevin James Stand Up Comedy
The World Cup blues are almost definitely here. Join us as we slag Kevin James’s stand-up show (Never Don’t Give Up) off for too many food-related comedy routines whilst audibly eating pizza. I hope listening to us chew on pizza crust and never-ending pauses are as painful as it was for us to watch this comedy show.
#25: Football's Not Coming Home
England are out of the World Cup and we analyse their defeat to Croatia. The final between France and Croatia is previewed, debate whether the World Cup in Russia deserves to be labelled the best tournament ever and AJ gives an impassioned speech to the England squad. We run down the best and worst World Cup finals ever, celebrate and commiserate Jake’s stunning fantasy league win over AJ. £10’s coming home! Jake tells everyone about the time he met Sir Gareth Southgate, AJ has dystopian...
#24: Football's Coming Home
We discuss England as they confirmed their third semi-final under Sir Gareth Southgate. We review every team eliminated from the World Cup as well as the quarter finals as football is confirmed as coming home. We also preview the World Cup semi-finals and uncover AJ’s cheating in the Fantasy football. Jake does a sad World Cup-themed Stupid Little Pitch, AJ reviews a TV Show involving Michael Owen and Neville Southall – WELL DONE HE’S 13 MICHAEL and provides us with some ‘lookalikes’ and...
#23: Panama could beat Brazil
The boys predict the World Cup’s Golden Ball, Golden Glove and Golden Boot winners as well as the tournament winners and surprise packages. We run down the best World Cups in our lifetimes and four of the best World Cup fights. We ask the big question: How far can Nigeria go?! Jake reviews the best England football film: Mike Bassett England Manager as AJ has a collector’s item: a Kevin James-less Stupid Little Pitch with ‘Pickles the Bear’. The boys turn 8 into 4 in the Chocolate World...
#22: The Holy Trinity of Pele, Bobby Moore… Mike Summerbee
The World Cup wait is finally over and your boys in the black and white of FFB are back in your ears. We ask the big question: Are ISIS relevant anymore? The boys review the World Cup so far group by group, discuss England’s chances and AJ reviews Pele and Bobby Moore’s acting debut in Escape to Victory. There is a 2002 World Cup simulation and Jake educates non-football fans on 6 historical World Cup underdogs. There’s a Vince McMahon-Netflix Stupid Little Pitch from Jake, we go to Saudi...
#21: FIFA World Cup Special
In this World Cup special we ask if you really can spitroast a Guinea Pig! We discuss our memories of England in the World Cup, weigh up the positives and negatives of their upcoming campaign in 2018 and gauge the chances of every team in the tournament. We try to predict the nature of the World Cup via cherry-picked statistics, AJ sneaks Kevin James into a World Cup special Stupid Little Pitch and Jake reviews Goal III: Taking on the World. Our Official FIFA Fantasy League is now open and...
#20: FK Jizz
FFB, the podcast that asks the biggest questions: should you support an English team in the Champions League final no matter what? And is Neymar going to Real Madrid? The boys pick two teams worth of players to watch in this summer’s World Cup, there’s a tonne of Tipping Point terminology in Jake’s Stupid Little Pitch, AJ reviews his three favourite sport films, a formula one caper, a baseball film and a football documentary. A second Chocolate World Cup qualifier gets taken to a Twitter...
#19: Spaff in a Quiche
Episode nineteen: the one where AJ says the word ‘spaff’ too many times in one 48-minute segment. We discover how many simulations it takes for England to win the World Cup, the tournament’s most likeliest winner and where England will finish in Russia. AJ tells us how a World Cup can be improved, features Josh Peck (again) in a Stupid Little Pitch and Jake reviews The Cat in the Hat. Fudge plays a discontinued legend freshly out of retirement in this week’s Chocolate World Cup qualifier,...
#18: Why’d You Only Ever Podcast When You’re Hungover?
Episode 18 A.K.A… What a high energy podcast! The boys discuss what is next on the horizon for (former) Chelsea manager Antonio Conte, which Premier League managers will get sacked that shouldn’t and decide on the best World Cup England song. Jake steals a recipe for quick dish of the week, AJ reviews another Stanley Kubrick film with A Clockwork Orange and Jake pitches a Danny Boyle / Alex Garland film starring Robert Carlyle. We have a quickfire yes/no relegation zone, another Arctic...
#17: The Benjani Mwaruwari Phone
Jake and AJ see us out for the final Premier League day with a Premier League retrospective and count down the five best final days in Premier League history. They discuss football clubs on social media, the ongoing battle between Harry Kane & the media against the world as well as predicting what’s next for Arsene Wenger, Arsenal & Chelsea. The inevitable prediction of whether England can win the World Cup and their biggest threats. Jake reviews infamous Cannibal Holocaust, AJ pitches a...
#16: Dancing with Wolves
Episode 16! In this one, AJ does a bit of Oscar film mis-pronunciations, reviews Goodfellas and Jake pitches a Harmony Korine film featuring James Norton and THE UNDERTAKER! AJ runs down the three boxing fights that should happen in the next few years, we chat about relegation in English football and the supposed 'bullying' of Harry Kane on social media. AJ gets challenged, proposes two things for the relegation zone, there is an all-Nestle derby in the Chocolate World Cup and AJ presents...
#15: Three Men and a Baby Podcast
The true meaning of the 'Three Men and a Baby Podcast' in Episode 15 as Ed dominates proceedings. Jake and AJ pick their best and world Premier League teams of all time after Manchester City’s coronation as the Premier League champions, AJ pitches a Darts comedy film spectacular whilst Jake reviews an M Night Shyamalan classic from 2008. Barry comes back from CeX, AJ has two candidates for the relegation zone this week and Tim goes deeper into the mire. AJ presents a soft drink conspiracy...