Good Job Adventures

Breathweaver! Rise! Eligos! Secede! Vilhelm! Beer! Ander! Killing everything in sight! Aul! Hissing!

Breathweaver Flies, Eligos Leads, Vilhelm’s Gears, Ander Jumps, Aul Pissing

Breathweaver’s Size, Eligos Bleeds, Vilhelm’s Fear, Ander’s Chump, Aul Missing

The gloves are on and the Mask is off. A literal godsend, this “army” against “evil” and Aul’s “enemies” “awaits” the party’s “training”. Eligos the Silver Tongued Fister lives up to both parts of his nickname. Vilhelm the Goblin Lusted Power (Armored) Bottom lives up to part of his....But enough nicknames. Breathweaver flies now, flashing back, then flashing forward, then flashing Ignitus (allegedly). Ander dies a bit on the inside, then a bit on the outside during back to back HR meetings....

Vilhelm is back and sweatier than ever. After defeating the Chaos Dragon and colliding into the base universe, the party has finally ditched their dead wroth, sorry, dead weight. Unsure what to do or frankly what is even happening, they do some light exercise then destroy their Gods with FACTS and LOGIC. Bread Boy is revealed to be more than meets the rye. Mask is revealed to be a turbo cuck. Blasto is revealed to have been unimportant. SJWs (Sinister Jingoistic Wishers) beware as the party...

All the world’s a stage, and this stage is on fire (and also lost it lighting for 15 minutes). The universe is ending, there’s a mythical pale ale dragon, a Category 5e hurricane, and a sea sharty loving pirate! If that doesn’t get you hot and bothered I don’t know what we can even offer at this point. A robot? Was there a robot? We aren’t sure. Maybe a warrior dog that stands on 2 legs named Khal Doggo! That definitely was included (just off screen and never explicitly mentioned). Either...

"Speak to this Abishai but beware, he carries a terrible truth." "Oooh, that's bad." "But the truth will help save the party?" "That's good!" "The truth is about the inevitable destruction of the universe" "That's bad." "But Kahraba knows how to escape it." "That's good!" "Kahraba is still working to finish the machine needed to avert this crisis.......that's bad." "Can I murder hobo now?"

Did you ever heard the Tragedy of Monk Jackie the Brainless? I thought not. It’s not a story her pupil would remember. It's a Jander side quest. Monk Jackie was a Drunken Master Monk, so powerful and so alcoholic she could use her ki to influence her hands to create fists... She had such a knowledge of martial arts that she could even keep the ones she cared about from getting sunburnt. The Monk side of martial arts is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be useless. She became so...

New year, new you. New episode, new Aul. After tricking the kobolds in the construction lab with his vast wit (he was loud angry robot), Aul and party explore the room where the magic (circles) happen. Tak'tha assumes control of Group A, headed off to destroy Kahraba's automatons and Eligos' self-esteem. Wroth and Aul lead Group Arthos to explore the main antechamber. There's a magic circle here. Wroth get half chub. Kobauld and Arthos trick enemies into circle for Wroth to teleport. Wroth...

In this exciting and long anticipated sequel -written and directed by JJ Abrams- Wroth's lawsuit turns violent as the legal proceedings turn into lethal proceedings. Luckily, the party has his back. His broken husk of a back. Mystery boxes are abound in this tense, lawyerly showdown.

Has this ever happened to you? You're going about your day, exploring the depths of a sinister volcanic lair, when the wooden bridge you are crossing collapses, casting you down into a dark ravine and an even darker future of constant back pain. If so, you may be entitled to damages. Reach out now to Aul Speaks For You, the premiere lawful evil lawfirm for bridge related incidents. And if you are stabbed by an assassin then flung into automata combat while serving the defendant, Aul will...

You know that scene from Black Panther when Killmonger raids the British Museum to liberate all those priceless artifacts but it then turns out the museum was heavily guarded and actually in a volcano and is being run by an evil dragon named Kahraba? This episode's a bit like that. Also there is a literal loot goblin. It winks at Wroth suspiciously. A bit like that scene from Pink Panther. Though unlike that scene (and Vilhelm's fan fic), Wroth isn't completely naked, greased up, and ready...

A lot of crucial things happen this episode. Some of us cross a bridge. Some of us don't. Some of our fatter members fall through a bridge. Some of us (everyone else) don't. Some of us traverse a cave with bugs in it. Some of us also do that but in a different cave. But ultimately all of us learn something valuable about the meaning of "friendship". Namely that that dumb bug guy thought it was an actual ship.

You asked and we listened: vaping is now canon in the GJACU (GJA Cinematic Universe (Good Job Adventures Cinematic Universe)). After escaping from the brig with his bug friend (the bug says “acquaintance” is more accurate), Arthos kills both the generator and Wroth's buzz. In this lights out episode, both past and future cling to the darkness, waiting to be uncovered. As Aul once said, “strange and awful things lurk inside the shadow of every man.” And as Jander once strangely and awfully...

One does not simply walk into Burj al-Barq. There is a gate. A metal gate. Bread boy thicc. And some strict entry guidelines enforced by two air elements (more like square elementals, as they are lame). After refusing a deal to accept the party's prison labor they instead make a counteroffer: to imprison us. Luckily, Wroth's circle gets these squares. Though the deal went south (for Arthos, who fell in a pit), things are looking up for the rest of the party (there's an elevator and also no...

You may hate this episode, it's coarse and gets everywhere. After testing their metal against a horde of rampaging killbots (and also Arthos), the party makes headway through some red clay, crossing the unforgiving Alharu Badlands (though not before Aul crosses the town mayor). Between red sand, redder sunburns, and reddest lava, this camel towed party truly gets their just deserts.

You've heard of Air Jordan, yeah? Well check out the hang time on Air Aul. You've heard of Air Bud? Well Arthos is nearly as intelligent. You've heard of Air Pods? Well listen to Wroth's ear splitting shatter. And you've heard of Eligos and Jander? They breathe air. Check out the episode please.

There's a new Sheriff in town and his name is the Artist Formerly Known as Vilhelm. Watch out you flesh frying freebooters, bar burning bandits, serial killer sommeliers, letter reading vagabonds, and salacious goblin solicitors, cause this Sheriff isn't afraid to get his hands dirty....with blood!

It's a big day for Big Heph, and a bigger day for Big Heph's best boy Bilhelm the Boblin Bucker. Face to face with a creature that defies explanation (especially Ander's), the party begins to understand what force has been warping fate against them. And they begin to understand why no one bought Breathweaver a birthday present. How will the party fare against a creature of pure malice and murderous intent? (No, it's not Ander, though also yes, it's Ander).

As a crab has pincers, we have pins, sure. The party is a bunch of Snakes on an Ethereal Plane, trying to find din din for Blasto, which apparently is his actual name. But instead of Samuel L. Jackson swearing, we have First Mate John Peters discussing the ins and outs of 69ing. And instead of snakes we have many, many references. And instead of jet fuel, we have steel beams. We didn't think it was physically possible but this episode both blows and sucks.