Guildcast

We're rolling back the years in this galactic adventure, partly because it's an icon of our childhood and partly because there's fuck all else to see in the cinema at the moment. How many outfit changes does Queen Amedala have? Where the bloody hell are those Droidekas? Is Anakin an arrogant little tw*t? All of those questions and more will, possibly, be answered by Ali, Marlowe, Ollie and Dan.

The Goofy Movie Roadtrip takes another wild turn into a post-war breakout America, and everyone's brought their cameras along to VLOG the ride. Kirsten Dunst is a long way from having Peter Parkers help, in this thrilling journey following 4 journalists in a trip across America following the Civil War which has broken out. It's about as realistic as America in 2024. Join Ali, Ollie and Marlowe in yet another Guildcast Review. Cailee Spaeny if you're reading this <3

Huyyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhheeeeeehhhhhh theeeuhhhhh guiiiillllddcaaaaaaaast Grab your fuckin' spice bags boys, we're heading back to Arrakis. Ali, Dan, Marlowe and Ollie dive deep into the sands of Dune: Part Two, with as much knowledge and intellect as a baby sand worm that's been extracted for all it's worth (yes). Paul and mummy are back for more in Part Two of the Frank Herbert epic, with Dennis Villeneuve adding all the spice. How many silver bald people will there be in this next chapter? Shitloads apparently. Including the king of rock himself. Also I fancy Florence Pugh so much. That french bond girl isn't bad either...

Oh you poor poor things... was that supposed to be directed at me? If so, yes, I was deeply disturbed by the first half of this film. Join Ali, Ollie and Marlowe as they dissect (get it?) the mind-bendingly obscure film that is Poor Things. Thankfully our mental age is just slightly higher than that which Emma Stone's character has, though our ramblings are just as incomprehensible.

Grab your bath towels, we're all sliding into the tub for a tongue sliding, blood licking, glass shattering episode of Guildcast about the aussie-irish-psycho filled "how-dunnit" cult film that is - Saltburn. The boys (Ali, Olie, Dan & Marlowe) are back after a few months hiatus, did you miss us? No? Nah, me neither.

*Beep boop* This podcast is brought to you by Chat GPT, the autonomous and fully authentic Human Podcast generation service. Nah i'm just fucking with you, about half way through this episode you'll realize that AI in 2023 is nothing compared to what it's like in 2070, the year in which The Creator is set. Follow Ali, Ollie and Marlowe as they discuss small bald children, futuristic himalayan monks and if you can, uhhh, do it in a robots head. Some strong comparisons to The Goofy Movie and Love Actually also featured, somehow.

What a fishy episode we have in store for you, as we discuss the Feast of the Seven Fishes, The Beef is now The Bear, Carmy and the gang shout at eachother a lot more, Marcus (Martin) is still a strange character, Richie learns how to clean forks, and Michael throws a fork at Saul Goodman in the past. Join the full Guild as they discuss all the forking.

Dan is back from prison, Ollie is back from London and Ali and Marlowe assume their usual positions. Meanwhile, Carmy and the gang try to run a restaurant while shouting at eachother a lot in a TV show called The Bear. There also might be a bloke called Martin involved, but can neither conform nor deny if he exists.

The latest high school comedy flick, starring Jennifer Lawrence...and some other people. Young nerd meets the girl of his dreams, so let us (the nerds of your dreams) tell you more about what we thought. We also discuss her naked scene a little bit.

New mics, same blokes, discussing the new TMNT movie. Ali, Ollie and Marlowe talk about the four tortoises latest big screen adventure. What are their names? How good is Jackie Chan? Does Ice Cube work as Superfly? All of the above and more in this first foray back into the podcast game (for a bit).

James, Ali and Dan discuss Avatar: The Way of Water. The blueness, the greenness, the crocodile slash seahorses, and if Jake Sully should be wearing a white vest.

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House of the Dragon - Episodes 6-10 & Final Recap

House of the Dragon - Episodes 1-5

Rings of Power - Episodes 5-8 & Final Recap

Rings of Power - Episodes 1-4