Laugh Lines with Cousin Sal & Rachel Bonnetta

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are joined by comedian Taylor Tomlinson (@taylortimlinson) as they discuss Cousin Sal’s idea for a movie using only Cameos. Then the three debate which side dish would make for the best ice cream flavor? Which Summer Olympian would make for the worst spouse? Plus, which new emoji would you like to see added? Finally, things heat up as they play a game of “Cameo-ver Under” featuring Katharine McPhee, a Kim Jong Un impersonator and a Robin Williams impersonator.

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are joined by actress and TV personality Alison Haislip (@alisonhaislip) as they discuss Rachel not being able to donate blood. Then the three debate who should replace Meghan McCain on The View, what's the best elaborate date plan and what is the best kids competition to win? Finally, they wrap up the show with a game of “Cameo-ver Under” featuring Wayne Knight, Kaitlyn Weaver and a Cher impersonator.

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are joined by comedian, actor, and writer Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) as Rachel begins the show by trying Ranch flavored soda. Michael takes the degenerate to the next level by playing poker while on the podcast. Then the three debate who is your favorite three-named celebrity? Next, in honor of Cousin Sal’s birthday, what is the most annoying thing about birthdays? Then, Michael makes a strong case for belly-flopping as they discuss which competition...

Cousin Sal and Rachel discuss the premiere of her new show America’s Top Dog on A&E. Then comedian, writer and host of All Fantasy Everything, Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) joins to discuss from bike crashes to free throw air balls, which is the funniest sports fail? Then from Magic to Michael- which former NBA player would you most want to spend a summer vacation with? Finally, with Fourth of July this weekend- which song should be the unofficial American Anthem? Then it’s the most competitive...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta kick off the show discussing her recent injury before actor, comedian, and director Michael Rapaport joins the show to discuss the Knicks-less NBA playoffs, and the best way to stay cool in the summer (02:00). Then the three debate the worst in-game experience as a fan (21:30) before Rapaport makes his case for the best celebrity mayor of NYC (27:15). They wrap-up the show with a game of "Cameo-ver Under" featuring "Suns in 4" Guy, the NY Giants License Plate...

Cousin Sal thinks he is on fire as a dad lately after a big weekend of parent wins and Rachel has some goals to reach before she hits a milestone birthday (02:00). Then comedian Kevin Biggins (@TheBiggIdea) joins the show to discuss – now that summer is here, who is the most annoying person at the beach? Which world leader’s name would be the coolest to give your baby? And finally, what is your worst inadvertent fashion nightmare (07:30)? Then it’s an intense game of Came-over/Under as...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are back to discuss Rachel's plan to chop off all of her hair. Then, actress and comedian Lisa Gilroy joins the show to discuss her experience on "Brooklyn 99", the funniest things fans could throw at pro athletes, the most recited movie monologues of all-time, and the worst thing about posting vacation pictures online (02:00). "Cameo-ver/Under" is next, featuring the prices of actress Denise Richards, comedian Louie Anderson, and Vancouver Canuck super fans...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta discuss their worst injuries and then writer/comedian Andrew Goldstein (@AngeGold) joins the show to discuss which Youtube video you’d want to own as a NFT? Plus, they discuss from the George Foreman Grill to the Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle what is the all-time best athlete/celebrity endorsed product? Finally, in honor of Memorial Day, who is the greatest American soldier in cinematic history? Then it’s the most intense game in call of podcasts,...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are back to discuss the unsettling UFO exposé from "60 Minutes". Then "WWE SmackDown!" writer and comedian Renee Gauthier joins the Sal and Rachel to discuss which iconic movie mask they'd like to own (14:30), which former child star they'd like to be yelled at while at work (19:00), and which exotic animal they'd want protecting their house (24:45). The three then battle in a game of "Cameo-ver Under". This week's "celebs" include a teen mom, a cowboy, and a...

Cousin Sal and Rachel are joined by television producer and Men in Blazers host, Michael Davies (@embassydavies) who tells the story of discovering Jimmy Kimmel, developing Win Ben Stein’s Money and the original pilot screening of The Man Show for ABC. Then they discuss which rapper you would want as your phone a friend on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Plus, from Pele to Ronaldo which one named soccer star would you want your lover to refer to you as? Finally, with Bill Gates now single-...

DAS IT!!! Cousin Sal and Rachel are joined by comedian Yannis Pappas on May the Fourth Be With You to discuss who is the nerdiest fan base- Star Wars, Marvel or another Geek Squad? Plus, in honor of Cinco De Mayo who is the greatest “5” of all time? Then with Mother’s Day this weekend they all discuss which celebrity you’d be most embarrassed to introduce to you mother. Finally, it’s the most competitive gameshow in all of podcasting as Sal, Rachel and Yannis try to guess the Cameo prices of...

Cousin Sal and Rachel recap the highs and lows of the Oscars and congratulate the first Laugh Lines guest to win an Oscar. Then comedian DJ Demers joins the show to discuss which tech billionaire/CEO you would want to see host SNL? (09:15) As Caitlyn Jenner announces her bid for California Governor, which former Olympian would you like to see run for office? (17:30) Plus, with the NFL Draft approaching from Forrest Gump to Steamin’ Willie Beamen which fictional football player would you...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are joined by comedian Sean Green (@seantgreen) as they discuss his Philadelphia Eagles fandom and gambling habit. Then they all make their pick for which celebrity you’d want to see give a speech while high at the Oscars? From being a Mormon to being a blood relative, what would be the most surprising twist on The Bachelor? Finally, it’s a heated discussion of if you could only use one condiment/dipping sauce for the rest of your life- what would it be?? Then...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are joined by comedian Paul Virzi as he tells them about having COVID, the Brooklyn Nets making him sick to his stomach and the thrill of performing at MSG. Then they all discuss, which fictional lawyer you’d want to defend you in court? Which female Emmy winner do you want to see co-star with Harrison Ford in the new Indiana Jones movie? Plus, which digital sports moment do you want to own most? Then they all battle it out in quite possible the most...

Rachel finally agrees to see some of the movies Cousin Sal has been recommending to her for years including Jaws and Caddyshack. Plus, Rachel attempted to make a pizza and Sal is horrified to learn she dips her pizza in ranch dressing. Then comedian/writer Joselyn Hughes joins the show to discuss her love of Aaron Rodgers and being a Packers fan who grew up in Chicago. Then Sal, Rachel and Joselyn answer these important questions; Which mythological creature or monster should be in the new...

Rachel is obsessed with making home improvements to her backyard and can’t stop finding new projects to work on and constantly tell Sal about. Then comedian Matt Goldich joins the show to discuss in honor of college basketball’s Final Four – from the Beatles to the Golden Girls, which is the best foursome of all time? Plus, what do you miss most about attending baseball games and what is the lamest April Fool’s prank? Then we raise the stakes with a game of Cameo-ver/Under guessing the...

Cousin Sal questions Rachel’s UCLA fandom because she enrolled in an on-line course there and dropped out weeks later. Comedian/writer/director Travon Free joins the show to talk about his Oscar nominated short film Two Distant Strangers as well as playing in the NCAA tournament when he went to Long Beach State. Then they discuss whose Super Sweet 16 party you would have wanted to attend, which NCAA mascot you’d want to dress up as and what is the smoothest move in Presidential...

Cousin Sal and Rachel discuss butter coffee and The Bachelor: After the Final Rose special. Then comedian Jud Travis joins as they discuss his love of comedy and becoming friends with Gary Busey. Then in honor of March Madness the all debate- who is the worst person to win the office pool? Which is the greatest Yankees players/celebrity couple of all time- which gets them discussing the rumored Derek Jeter gift baskets. Also in honor of St. Patrick’s Day which celebrity of Irish descent...

Rachel spent her day off watching Show Girls for the first time and Cousin Sal is disappointed that out of all the movies he’s recommended to her she watched that. Comedian/host/heartthrob Chris Distefano joins as they discuss their first ever tweets and which piece of digital art you would pay the most for. Then from Thin Mints to Tagalongs – which is the most overrated Girl Scout cookie? And fresh off the bombshell Oprah interview, who is the best Prince? Then things heat up in...

Cousin Sal and Rachel Bonnetta are joined by comedian Krystyna Hutchinson as they discuss which couple they’d like to see Oprah interview next, which celebrity’s dogs you would want to walk and other than the vaccine- what would you wait an hour in line for? Then it’s Cameo-ver/Under as they try to guess the prices of Rachel Uchitel, Bethany Frankel and Andrew Dice Clay.