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Live from the Middle Urinal is hosted by three childhood friends who talk about whatever is on their minds. It's toilet talk. Prepare your ears and don't forget to flush.

Live from the Middle Urinal is hosted by three childhood friends who talk about whatever is on their minds. It's toilet talk. Prepare your ears and don't forget to flush.
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United States

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Live from the Middle Urinal is hosted by three childhood friends who talk about whatever is on their minds. It's toilet talk. Prepare your ears and don't forget to flush.

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English

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209-874-6251


Episodes

Episode 103: Beer Has Never Let Me Down

10/16/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the ability to speak other languages (0:00), season 2 of Ozark (13:00), the Yankees getting eliminated from MLB playoffs (38:40), and the Packers disappointing start to the NFL season (1:06:08). Then, Dom joins the show to talk the rest of Week 6 of NFL (1:29:15), the way the rules work now (1:46:05), play "Guess 5 Lines" (1:56:45), and give their locks of the week (2:07:55). Then, they close out with NBA over/unders for 2018 (2:26:40), and a...

Duration:03:20:16

Episode 102: The Icing on the Shit Cake

10/2/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Week 4 of the NFL, Earl Thomas flipping off the Seahawks bench, and who the top a nd bottom 3 teams are (6:20). Then, they talk about the USA's disappointing appearance at the Ryder Cup (42:15), the Yankees chances against the A's in the wildcard game, who's winning the World Series, and who's winning the MVPs and Cy Youngs (51:05). They wrap it up with the definitive best list of the top Halloween movies (1:16:40). Rate, review, and subscribe!...

Duration:01:39:11

Episode 101: I Can't Wait for the 30-for-30

9/25/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the 100th episode (0:00), Week 3 of the NFL and their top 3 teams (4:00), Dom tries his best at handicapping 5 games (27:20), Tiger Woods won a golf tournament! The Ryder Cup is coming up!! Tiger is in that!!! (35:45), and the NBA is already back and it's fantastic (45:10) Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This is a WTP Sports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com. Follow on Facebook, on...

Duration:01:01:01

Episode 100: You're Really Peeing in My Cheerios

9/18/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom for the 100th(!!!) time to talk about Week 2 of the NFL, the god damn Jets, the Pats losing a game but winning a trade, Fitzmagic running out of spells, and how terrible the kickers were this week (0:00). Then, they tossed out their 5 picks to cover the spread this week (21:05), and which 3 places they would eat if they could only eat at 1 place per meal (55:00). Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This is...

Duration:01:11:00

Episode 99: Ninety Six Sounds Like A Thousand

9/12/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Nick to talk about their loser lives and Fantasy Football (0:00). Then, Rob comes on to talk about Week 1 of the NFL and whether or not Aaron Rodgers is a human being (34:00), if Rutgers will ever be competitive in the Big Ten (54:10), the state of the AL East with 20ish games to play (1:06:00), celebrity deaths (1:14:40), Tiger Woods qualifying for the Tour Championship and how to make golf cooler (1:23:10), and the Serena Williams meltdown (1:28:50). Rate,...

Duration:01:46:34

Episode 98: Brent Musburger Is the Man

9/4/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about Fantasy Football (0:00), Notre Dame beat Michigan and Nick Saban is the most powerful man in college football (4:30), it's the opening weekend for NFL football so we've got picks for Week 1 (20:00), Nike has been paying Colin Kaepernick(!!!) all this time (42:30), all the crazy stuff that happened in politics (47:20), and did Drake bone Kim K? Does Kiki love him?! We have to know (52:30). Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or...

Duration:01:02:42

Episode 97: Was That A Baby?

8/28/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about John McCain and how Dom loves "The Bachelorette" (0:00), Tiger vs. Phil is on like Donkey Kong and Phil can't stop shit talking (6:30), it's the opening weekend for NCAA football and could Michigan finally have a QB (10:10), the NFL is back, how the Jets are going to somehow mess up their QB situation, and the over/unders for win totals (14:45), and which natural disaster they’d most like to be killed by (51:20). Rate, review, and subscribe!...

Duration:00:59:11

Episode 96: Chickens

8/21/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about chickens of all shapes and sizes (0:00), their all-time snack foods (12:30), the optimal length of time for coitus aka bumping uglies aka sexual intercourse (21:00), their thoughts on proposal and gender reveal videos and bonus: engagement parties (30:00), and whether or not it's kosher to throw at a player in baseball. SPOILER: it is, sort of (45:00). Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This...

Duration:01:02:05

Episode 95: Was He Stopped? Yeah, He Was Stopped

8/14/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk some knees (1:20), the NFL is back(!) and so is Hard Knocks (10:00), the NCAA changed some rules for basketball and they might actually be good (30:30), and Tiger Woods is also back at the PGA Championship (39:00), and bold NFL predictions (49:05). Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This is a WTP Sports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com. Follow on Facebook, on Twitter, on Instagram, or...

Duration:00:56:26

Episode 94: Sometimes You Gotta be Jerkin' Your Gerkin

8/7/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about eating in the dark (0:00), the Sox shit-canning the Yankees with a 4-game sweep (9:15), "Hey There Delilah" as a TV show (33:35), and what would be the only websites they could use if they were limited to 3 (41:50). Then, Dom comes in to talk Johnny Manziel (53:50), the NFL Hall of Fame (58:40), the coolest athletes (1:08:00), the PGA Championship (1:18:00), and UNC players selling their Jordans (1:24:00). Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us...

Duration:01:36:00

Episode 93: Rant Over

8/2/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about how much they miss Rocket League, the addiction of FIFA, and video games (0:00), the possibility of a Sandlot prequel (6:50), major league baseball and the Sox-Yankees fight for the AL East (10:35), Urban Meyer is possibly a scumbag? (25:25), NFL training camp is back which means football's back and could the Browns be good on Hard Knocks? (40:11). Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This is a...

Duration:00:35:17

Episode 92: Two for Flinching

7/26/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about In My Feelings (0:00), how many waves of 2nd graders they could take (5:10) and what Mike Tyson's chances would be (12:50). Then, things take a turn as they get into their Mount Rushmore of murderers (18:35), completely shift gears to talk about Kevin Durant and if he's the best Sonic ever (23:30), Lebron to the Lakers (40:00), Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star getting jacked up (48:20), and the best movie endings ever (54:00). Rate, review,...

Duration:01:00:41

Episode 91: Beware of Lava Bombs

7/17/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the mystic sport that is professional cornhole, the Home Run Derby, and why the designated hitter rule going to the National League is a good idea for baseball. Then, they talk about Tiger Woods dropping an F-bomb, Phil Mickelson's insane loft shot, and who's going to win the Open Championship this weekend, staying out of range of lava bombs, and whether or not Elon Musk is actually kind of a dick? Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us...

Duration:00:51:17

Episode 90: Don't Ask Me, I'm No C*cksucker

7/11/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about how IHoB are a bunch of losers too afraid to stick to their name, how much of a total animal and living legend Mickey "the Mick-man" Mantle was, and how weird white people get. Then, Rob joins the show to talk about Costco bailing on the Polish hot dog, Tiger and Phil playing for $10 million smackeroos, and how it's been 5 whole years since the last NCAA video game. Then, Dom joins the show to talk about the World Cup, soccer in the US, and of...

Duration:02:08:29

Episode 89: Beefy Bites

6/20/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about music festivals, live performances, and whether or not he's a video-at-concerts kind of guy. Then they talk about XXXTentacion's death and where you draw the line on when someone deserves death, how stupid it was of IHOP to change its name to iHoB, and some of the more disgusting flavors Oreo has come out with. Then they close out talking about the current World Cup and the 2026 cup being hosted by the US. Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us...

Duration:01:03:59

Episode 88: Our Ass Is In The Jackpot

6/13/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA Finals, if the Warriors are ruining basketball, and what's in store for free agency. Then, they talk about if MJ's legacy holds up if Dennis Rodman facilitates peace between the US and North Korea, and how they actually know more about things and are less dumb than the generation before them. They also talk about Mike Francesa inventing daily fantasy sports and what the hell "our ass is in the jackpot" means. Rate, review, and...

Duration:01:03:33

Episode 87: I Don't Wanna Be Kanye

6/6/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA Finals and give their (probably wrong) predictions for Game 3 just minutes before tip-off (watch their failures live!). Then they talk about the Forbes Highest Paid Athletes list and the amazement of professional handicapping. Then, they talk about Kanye's new album "Ye" and what happened to Lil Wayne. Then they talk about the miserable Mets and baseball so far this season. Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us...

Duration:00:58:31

Episode 86: Is That From His Degrassi Days? (ft. Dom)

5/30/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Pusha T and Drake beef and who's winning and also how this is really just a ploy to sell albums #StayWoke (plus they reminisce about Rap Genius). Then they talk about how Roseanne Barr was simply not meant to be on the internet, how dumb we all are, and obviously, the NBA Finals. Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This is a WTP Sports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com. Follow on...

Duration:01:09:19

Episode 85: Pin the Tail on the Donkey (ft. Phil & Dom)

5/15/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil and Dom to talk about #GraduationSzn and grad caps, whether it's more okay to cry about spilled milk or spilled gas, Nick Saban and the College Football Playoff, the legalization of sports gambling, the NBA playoffs. Rate, review, and subscribe! Leave us voicemails or text us questions: (209)-874-6251. This is a WTP Sports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com. Follow on Facebook, on Twitter, on Instagram, or email us. And don't forget to check out our...

Duration:01:02:29

Episode 84: The Quinn-tessentials (ft. Phil & Dom)

5/2/2018
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about the NFL Draft and their thoughts on the top picks and big moves, disagree about how stupid the Giants were by taking Saquan Barkley, talk how the Raiders drafted low-key well, if Lamar Jackson will learn to not play like RG3, and Trey Quinn A.K.A. Mr. Irrelevant 2018. Then, Dom hops on the line to quickly (it's not quick) talk the Metropolitans of New York, then talk NBA Playoffs, whether Giannis is actually somehow overrated, how this time of...

Duration:01:48:02