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Martial Arts is not a hobby, it is a lifestyle. Join Marco Perazzo and Tim Carpenter as they discuss all facets of the life of THE true martial artist. They will be covering the latest news in MMA, BJJ, Grappling, Boxing, Wrestling, kickboxing, along with the training, business, mental skills, fitness, and nutrition that make up the lifestyle of the Martial Artist.

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United States

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Martial Arts is not a hobby, it is a lifestyle. Join Marco Perazzo and Tim Carpenter as they discuss all facets of the life of THE true martial artist. They will be covering the latest news in MMA, BJJ, Grappling, Boxing, Wrestling, kickboxing, along with the training, business, mental skills, fitness, and nutrition that make up the lifestyle of the Martial Artist.

Language:

English


Episodes
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Choke Stats, Tyson Fury Fights, and Banya Bandits: Ninja Rob Podcast Returns

11/14/2023
🥊 After a brief hiatus, your favorite martial arts mavens are back in the dojo for another episode of “The Ninja Rob Podcast.” This week, Marco, Tim, and JB reunite to unpack a punch-packed agenda, blending iconic fights with a side of sauna shenanigans. 🍽️ Kicking off with a nostalgic nod, we dive into the legendary UFC 1 round table dinner, reminiscing about the original fighters who laid the groundwork for today’s MMA landscape. It’s a rare glimpse into the roots of UFC, served with insider anecdotes and a side of reverence for these trailblazing combatants. 📊 Next, we grapple with statistics, exploring the top choke finishes in UFC history. Spoiler alert: the rear naked choke reigns supreme! Join us as we dissect these iconic finishes, discussing technique, impact, and why some chokes dominate the octagon. 🥊 Shifting gears to the world of heavyweight boxing, we analyze the much-anticipated Fury vs. Ngannou showdown. It’s a clash of titans that had the martial arts world buzzing – and we’re here to break down every possible angle. 👊 Bare-knuckle MMA also makes it to our mat. It’s gritty, it’s raw, and it’s redefining boundaries in combat sports. We share our unfiltered views on this controversial evolution of fighting, debating its merits and the future it might carve out. 🧖‍♂️ Finally, we close with some lighter fare – stories from the banya, including an amusing (and slightly mystifying) tale of towel theft. It’s a slice of life from our off-mat adventures, proving that even fighters aren’t immune to everyday absurdities. 🎧 Whether you’re a martial arts enthusiast, a fight stats geek, or just here for the unexpected banya chronicles, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in to “The Ninja Rob Podcast” for insights, laughs, and a unique take on the world of fighting and beyond. It’s good to be back – and we’re just getting warmed up!

Duration:01:16:57

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Lost in the Dojo: A Hazy Journey from Martial Arts to... Well, We Forgot

10/30/2023
🥋 Welcome to another unpredictable episode of "The Ninja Rob Podcast," where our memories are as flexible as our fighting stances! This week, Marco, Tim, and JB dive into the mystical world of martial arts, meandering through the depths of fighting techniques, life lessons, and... um, something else we were supposed to remember. 🎙️ Prepare for a rollercoaster of tangents and forgotten topics, as we not only embrace the fluidity of martial arts but also the chaotic charm of our own minds. It's been a month since we recorded this gem, and in true ninja fashion, the details have vanished like a ninja in a smoke bomb! 🤣 Laugh along as we try to piece together our original intentions for this episode while poking fun at ourselves for the late release. It's a candid, behind-the-scenes look at what happens when three hosts have a blast talking but can't quite recall what about. 🎧 Tune in for an episode that's as much about the mysteries of martial arts as it is about the mysteries of our recording schedule. We promise it's a unique blend of wisdom, wit, and whimsical forgetfulness that only "The Ninja Rob Podcast" can deliver. Ready to laugh and learn... or at least try to remember what we learned? Join us on this hilariously hazy adventure!

Duration:01:07:39

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Loopholes exposed

9/26/2023
In episode 215 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about an epic match up between purple belt from njma and Hellfish at grappling industries, we discuss the freestyle wrestling world championship and major upsets. We contemplate whether a british baby serial killer is worse than a kenyan geriatric serial killer, We talk about celibacy, and Tim fills us in on the “poophole loophole” clause used by many virgins. We talk wawa pizza, sex toys, sex toys used a weapons, and captain crunch hotdogs.

Duration:00:51:47

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Wedding Rituals, MMA Shocks, and Jiu-Jitsu Journeys

9/19/2023
In episode 214 Tim becomes an ordained minister and officiates his first wedding, Marco and JB have a beautiful coffee date/breakfast where they get to showcase how pretentious they are about their coffee. We talk about Strickland upsetting Izzy for the ufc middleweight title, and who are the goats of bjj in mma. Tim is the subject of a reddit post about sandbagging as a whitebelt to teach a blue belt a valuable lesson, and we discuss the dangers of singing sinatra songs in the philippines.

Duration:00:50:49

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Lost in the Dojo: Another Forgotten Episode

9/13/2023
Well, Ninjas are known for their stealth, right? So maybe we were just too stealthy with this one! Join us on this hilariously late episode of Ninja Rob where we...uh...forgot what we talked about. Dive into our martial arts banter, enjoy our timely amnesia, and have a laugh as we try to retrace our high-kicking steps. Better late than never! (Today's title and description brought to you by ChatGPT)

Duration:00:40:42

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UFC showdowns, Fedor-Tyson faceoff, Dark Tales, & Island Jams

8/30/2023
In episode 212 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about recent UFC fights and the fight between O malley and Sterling. We discuss the future of omalley as champ and what is next for sterling. We discuss crimes like baby serial killers, and burglary. We contemplate a potential boxing match with Fedor vs Mike Tyson and new ufc contracts. We say goodbye to Bob Barker and we discuss Pickleball vs BJJ and who will win the current popularity contest. We talk about our favorite american takedown specialists and what would be our one artists musical library we would take onto a deserted island.

Duration:01:02:30

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The Almost-Lost Episode: A Brief Glimpse

8/16/2023
Dear listeners, sometimes the podcasting world throws us curveballs! Due to unexpected technical difficulties, this episode is a shorter 15-minute snippet rather than our typical show length. But worry not – this compact episode still packs a punch. We truly appreciate your understanding and unwavering support. Dive into this mini-episode, and we promise to be back on track with more full-length content

Duration:00:12:22

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The pizza hut experience

8/15/2023
Join us for a special episode as we celebrate JB's birthday in style. Dive into a captivating evening with Marco and JB as they recount their night out, immersed in the rhythms of 'The Frank White Experience', a tribute band that truly honored Biggie. As the candles are blown out and wishes made, Marco, JB, and Tim transition from beats to bouts, delving into a student's recent match in Delaware, dissecting the ups, downs, and the path to rebounding from defeat. Hungry for more? The trio feasts on the timeless allure of Pizza Hut, pondering why it remains a perennial favorite. And in Plylers Corner they also rank their top three American grapplers. And in a playful twist, find out which video game Marco, JB, and Tim believe they reign supreme in. From birthday celebrations to virtual victories, this episode is truly a treat

Duration:00:55:34

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Foot Juice

8/1/2023
In episode 210 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about the long awaited fight between Errol Spence and Terrence Crawford and then the UFC fights between Blachowicz and Perierra Lewis and a brazilian guy, Ferguson vs Green. We talk black belt degrees and minding your own business. We talk about the match up of a bad pro with a good average joe and who wins, Marco drinks another mans foot juice at the banya. We answer questions about Jiu Jitsu and addictions, friends outside of jiu jitsu, and what is the main reason for training martial arts.

Duration:00:53:41

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Tim's seedy past in financial fraud

7/25/2023
In episode 209 Marco, Tim, and JB celebrate Tims Birthday by talking about WWWA professional wrestling, Ponzi schemes and how to avoid them, marco learns more about armored combat and the controversy in the league. We talk about the upcoming grappling match between GSP and Demian Maia. And we answer questions about immortality and conditioning for grappling.

Duration:00:56:41

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Latte Art Throwdowns and Armored Combat

7/18/2023
In episode 208 Marco, Tim, and JB try to find out if Marco is racist and if Tim left his flesh light in south philly. We discuss the co main event of the ufc featuring philadelphia fighter Bassi Hafez vs JDM. We talk about Francis Ngannou beating all odds and getting the boxing match against Tyson Fury. Marco get an offer from the armoured combat league that makes Tim jealous and we talk about suiting up for a sword fight. We talk about texts you don’t want to get from your wife, preparing for a competition vs Jumping in last minute, and would we rather have the career of Roger Gracie or Jacare. Episode summary

Duration:01:15:37

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7/11/2023
In episode 207 Marco, Tim, and JB discuss Cisgenderism. Marco has an experience with some gender non conforming individuals and has some questions. Tim details the sexual fetishes of the trans community and we discuss the ufc fights from the previous night. We talk about Gabel stevenson vs Nicky Rod in grappling, tik tok, Alien life, alien technology, and the coming fake alien invasion. We talk about the upcoming espn docuseries about the Gracie family and we answer questions about our favorite decades and which disability we would rather have.

Duration:01:05:18

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The Tractor Story

7/6/2023
In episode 206 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about sexually harrassment and assault in bjj. A friend of the show shares his experience from being sexually harrassed in the gym, and we discuss a story of an instructor raping his 13 year old student in a hotel. We talk about what is the best base for mma between bjj, sambo, and wrestling. Marco learns about syphilis transmission at the banya, and we discuss some of the fights from the UFC.

Duration:00:54:42

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it's Big it's Gay it's Open Mat

6/27/2023
In episode 205 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about what exactly make a gay open mat different from a normal straight open mat. We discuss what makes one gay, one armed fighters, tranny fighters, and we answer questions about dealing with layoffs from the mat and some memorable moments in our martial arts journey. We discuss our favorite villains from tv and movies, jiu jitsu ruining more lives than it saves, Rickson gracie living with parkinsons and a heated debate on human trafficking.

Duration:01:12:04

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Tyson Fury vs Jon Jones

6/20/2023
In episode 204 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about getting punched by 8 year olds and having special needs kids in class. We talk about drama on and off the mat. Tyson fury vs Jon Jones Deontae wilder vs Francis ngannou and Conor McGregor against a fat chick. We congratulate an old friend in his new purple belt and we discuss past ufc champs vs current ufc champs.

Duration:01:02:20

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Creonte = Traitor?

6/13/2023
In episode 203 Marco, Tim, and JB talk briefly about ufc fights between Charles Oliviera and Beniel Darius and Amanda nunes winning and retiring. After saying goodbye to Nunes career, we say our goodbyes to Pat Robertson and the Iron Sheik who both died this week. We also talk about the life, death, and writings of Ted Kaczynski and we answer some questions about Loyalty, creonteism, and what does Meregali have to do to move past Roger Gracie as the Gi Goat. We discuss Conor Mcgregor injuring a mascot and in honor of pride month we explore the deep dark ins and outs of homosexuality and Solar energy.

Duration:01:01:48

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Gordon Ryan under attack

6/6/2023
In episode 202 Marco, Tim, and JB randomly discuss topics ranging from hypnotism to Jon Jones vs Tyson Fury and everywhere in between. We talk south philly serial killers, strange emails threatening to kick our asses, podcast sponsorship, Mark Suckerberg getting choked out in bjj competitions, Jake shields vs 10 transgender men and would we do the same, and we make the case for and against segregation.

Duration:00:56:23

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Champ or Coach to champs, which would you rather be?

6/1/2023
In episode 201 Marco, Tim, and JB talk about banya drama and some boxing in the absence of any mma fights. We get some nice reviews from listeners and we discuss when a move is considered yours and the best 3 Gi guard players of all time. We answer questions about bjj burnout and getting back on the mat, and whether we would rather be a 5x world champ or a coach that creates a that world champ and also death and how knowing when you die would effect the way you live.

Duration:01:08:51

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200th episode: Mother's Day Special

5/16/2023
In episode 200 Marco, Tim, and JB celebrate mothers day. Marco ask JB and Tim about what its like to be orphans. We hear a 5 star review for 2/3rds of the show and we talk about some fights none of us watched. We talk about Chael Sonnens attempts to start a youtube feud with Andrew Huberman, We talk life hacks for parking in philly, greeting cards, and eating large amounts of bacon. We debate which is more technical between striking and grappling arts.

Duration:00:46:36

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Cheddar Cheese Soup

5/9/2023
In episode 199 Marco, Tim, and JB recap the fights between Muhamed and Burns and the championship fight between Cejudo and Sterling. We talk about Francis Ngannou post UFC possibilities and whether or not he has fumbled the bag. Marco learns about horse meat at the banya, we reminisce about an jersey diner, we talk about ONE FC being a real showcase of different martial arts, Mark Zuckerberg competing in Jiu Jitsu and we answer questions about teaching, strength and conditioning, and whether we would rather be stabbed or burned to death.

Duration:00:59:13