Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for another afternoon goals and chaos! After a nightmare fortnight from Mikel Arteta's Arsenal, Fordey and Scully want to hear about your nightmares. Plus! Did Fordey and Scully book an off-the-cuff trip to Benidorm mid-show?! There's only one way to find out...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of international and lower league goals and chaos! After an Everton fan was spotted celebrating with a toaster in their game against Chelsea - ahead of going to a wedding in the evening - the guys discussed the strangest wedding gifts you've received. They also discuss the things you'd rather do than watch an international friendly, after England drew with Uruguay...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos and sheds! This week, after Thomas Tuchel named a 35-man-squad for the upcoming international games, the guys asked, what do you have that's too big? That quickly turned into chats about sheds, which dominated the conversation amongst the goals...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of chaos and goals! This week, the guys are joined on the line by new Chairman of Sheffield FC and lead singer of Reverend and the Makers, Jon McClure to chat about his new venture - and they ask you, after Omari Hutchinson got face cream in his eye while playing for Forest in midweek, have you ever been injured by a beauty product?

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals and chaos! This week, the guys launch a brand new feature where they ask for your highlights and lowlights of the week - and they also discuss things you've been told to stop doing - after West Ham winger Adama Traore was told to stop lifting weights! 80s food also comes into discussion - and Dyson tells the tale of being behind enemy lines at a Premier League fixture!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos! This week, after Ryan Yates discolated his finger during Forest's midweek game, the guys ask you for your tales of injuries you've fixed yourself - as well as discussing animals you've saved, after a Turkish footballer gave a seagull CPR during a game. There's also news of a heckler from Fordey's tour, and an eyewitness account to back it up!

Join Matt Forde and special guest Jon Richardson for an afternoon of goals and chaos! This week, after the Macclesfield owner revealed he bought the club while drunk, the guys asked for the craziest thing you've ever purchased while drunk! There was also loads to get through in the Premier League, including a big game for Jon's Leeds United - and some huge results in the Championship too!

Join Matt Forde & Paul McCaffrey for an afternoon of FA Cup goals and chaos. This week, after Fordey reveals the after effects of a chocolate bar he ate in Scotland, the boys discuss the worst chocolate bar. They also discuss your previous jobs, after Ange Postecoglu didn't hold back while speaking about Spurs this week!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond... After reports reached the RNR Football Team that some male skiers could be injecting themselves "you know where" to enhance their athletic performance, the guys were asking, "What have you done to enhance your appearance?" and "Have you ever cheated?" Plus! "What were you mocked for at school?" and as the Six Nations kicks off, can someone, somewhere convince Fordey and Dyson that Rugby is actually a decent sport? Spoiler alert: No.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond... There was loads for the guys to get through this week, as Dyson celebrated his birthday on-air and Fordey discussed his now viral interview with Prime Minister, Keir Starmer. The show took a turn as they discussed things you leave to the last minute after Benfica's goalkeeper scored in the week - and it resulted in Dyson ranking which Absolute Radio presenters he thinks does their own dishes...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond... And this week - the guys discuss the big story of Brooklyn Beckham's instagram statement - and ask you - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a wedding? Kier Starmer also appears in the Seance of the Living - and Matt Dyson deals with a case of the 'sniffles'...

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for all the goals and action from the Premier League and beyond... ...And this week Fordey and Scully tackle the BIGGEST of all talking points! Which is better, the North or the South? Yes, it's North v South. Plus! Should men wear shorts over their running leggings?!

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos... ...After Roy Keane said that Sir Alex Ferguson is, "Hanging around like a bad smell" at Manchester United, the boys want to know, what's the worst thing you've ever smelt?! Plus! Matt speaks to Liam Bird from Level Playing Field to discuss the current state of accessible facilities at the forthcoming FIFA World Cup 2026

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos... This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas... Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos... This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas... Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos... This week, after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot publicly fell out, the guys wanted to know about any peace talks you've had to have recently... Clipbait focused on that too - and the guys also got into a heated debate about battered sausages.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos... This week, amongst a lot of Premier League goals, the guys asked about the biggest takeaways you've ever ordered after Erling Haaland was spotted with ONE HUNDRED burgers - which naturally resulted in a lot of chat about chips... Clipbait also returned with a focus on a very strange World Cup draw - and Dyson's red-hot preview took a festive turn.

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon that was PACKED with goals flying in across the Premier League and beyond! This week after Idrissa Gueye was sent off after slapping his teammate last weekend, the lads chat about their own slapping incidents, and talk all things best insults. Matt & Chris also clash on if there's any point in drinking whisky, plus there's plenty of last minute results in the Premier League!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of MANY goals and utter chaos. This week, after Scotland confirmed qualification in dramatic fashion, Fordey & Dyson asked where you were in 1998 - with some hilarious results. There was also a huge result for both Matt's - with some unbelievable reactions!

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for an afternoon of chaos, tunes and some international break goals! This week, Fordey returned and was very excited about Christmas - perhaps not as excited as Scully though - and the conversation diverted to deep fat fryers and the best things to cook in them. Donald Trump also makes an appearance in Seance of the Living!