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Rock n Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.
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United Kingdom

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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

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English


Episodes

RNR Football - USA Soccer Balls & Keepie Uppies

1/12/2019
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This week, Matt Forde returned from New York City, and was full of the joys of American food and antacids. The idea of an American episode (sponsored by Rennies) was even mooted. Madness. Elsewhere, plenty more bobbins, accents, and general confusion over what the heck was going on. Essential listening.

Duration:00:52:04

RNR Football - Insults and Phil Collins Growling

1/5/2019
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This week, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson rather foolishly asked you lot to send them funny, radio-friendly, insults. Only about 10% of which were broadcast-safe. Elsewhere, they went a bit bonkers with Phil Collins growling in the style of football fans, and Gary Neville said "y'alright?" to a man. Compelling listening.

Duration:00:54:04

RNR Football - The Poundland in Carlisle

12/22/2018
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Jose Mourinho's hotel bill, the Poundland in Carlisle gets a lot of love and Fordey's joke falls flat. Happy Christmas everyone!

Duration:00:52:57

Rock n Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

12/16/2018
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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

Duration:00:50:31

RNR Football - Salomon Rondon born on a Mondon married on a Tuesdon

12/15/2018
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Matt Dyson is back and Matt Forde could not be happier! Novelty football Christmas presents; Fordey's in the Christmas spirit, he's seen all the Christmas films and hates all the Christmas covers!

Duration:00:50:31

RNR Football - Barry Venison In Cowboy Boots

12/8/2018
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Matt Dyson is off moving house, so Matt Forde is joined by comedian and Swindon Town fan Ivo Graham. Topics discussed include 'hippy crack', footballers out on the town, and Matt's burning desire for Alan Shearer... Essential listening.

Duration:00:50:52

RNR Football - Stuart Pearce and Me In A Hot Tub

12/1/2018
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The mince pies are out in the studio, which reminds Matt Forde of a worrying trouser incident, reminds Matt Dyson of a recipe for gammon, and reminds all our dog listeners that it's time for walkies! Elsewhere, a dream of Stuart Pearce in a hot tub turns steamy, and Matt Dyson reveals he has a perished crotch...

Duration:00:48:58

A Bolognese Bombshell

11/24/2018
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League football is back, which means loads of footballing content right?! Wrong, we're talking special ingredients in meals. As well as Harry Redknapp in the Jungle, Patrice Evra's unsanitary method of preparing a chicken and Stuart Pearce's favourite band, Ferocious Dog.

Duration:00:51:01

Happy Mabel Xavier

11/17/2018
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This week, in Dyson's absence, Jonny Owen ably filled in, as we touched on some big topics: - dart boards in bedrooms - Aguero going grey - Spurs' NFL kit BIG SHOW

Duration:00:42:59

Rock n RollFootball with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson - Solomon Rondon's On One

11/10/2018
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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you. Rooney's international return, Fernando Ovelar's goal and ways to make international friendlies a little more exciting.

Duration:00:51:22

Cheerios Addiction, Squeaky Neville and Dyson's Workout

11/3/2018
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On this week's **award-nominated** show, talk naturally turns to Matt Forde's Cheerios addiction, before merging seamlessly with Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's squeaky argument, heading via Matt Dyson's ridiculous workout routine. All covered with a liberal sprinkling of daft impressions.

Duration:00:48:39

Dubbin, Mitre Delta and Rush Goalie

10/27/2018
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After a flippant comment about 'dubbin', Matt and Matt wondered what other retro football terms were overdue a revival. Cue: a bombardment of memories from listeners, including the merits of Mitre balls, Bukta kits, Quaser boots and much more. Elsewhere, Forde forgets what league Swansea are in, and Dyson forgets he's in a radio studio...

Duration:00:56:35

I'm Not A Pornstar

10/20/2018
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The boys are back, after the international break, as Matt Dyson says, normal life is resumed. Fordey's back with stories of his holiday, including a bad experience while whale watching. Also, Mourinho gets provoked, Jermaine Pennant's on Jeremy Kyle and the boys get too excited too soon about Nottingham Forest game.

Duration:00:53:17

Port, Birthdays and Grant Holt Wrestling

9/29/2018
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On this week's show / shambles, Matt and Matt celebrate Absolute Radio's 10th birthday by remembering what was happening in football 10 years ago - Schteve McClaren going Dutch being a memorable highlight. Elsewhere, talk naturally turns to Grant Holt becoming a wrestler. Plus, a bottle of port is in the studio...

Duration:00:53:23

Snooker Loopy, Nuts Are We

9/22/2018
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Commemorating the late great Chas from Chas & Dave, our very own duo Matt & Matt wonder why modern artists aren't writing songs about sports. As well as that, they discuss some classy West Ham earrings, Pochettino picking on cows, and then get a bit giddy when Forest score late-on...

Duration:00:49:54

Do Chimney Sweeps Still Exist?

9/15/2018
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The Premier League returns (Huzzah) and with all the drama of today's scores the Matts talk port and that turns into a chimney chat, with a real life chimney sweep on air! Also, Noel Gallagher drops by, or does he... Plus lots of football-related stuff!

Duration:00:58:39

The Justice League of Extraordinary Nations

9/8/2018
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Matt & Matt outdo each other with their anniversary faux pas, try to get to grips with the new international tournament and say "That's what the Nations League is all about".

Duration:00:49:37

The first ever chant-outs, and Terry Venables' haunting prediction

9/1/2018
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Messrs. Forde and Dyson invent a new way of doing a shout-out, discuss Terry Venables' dystopian prediction for the future of football, and reveal that Matt Dyson has a quite frankly disturbing alternate career dream. All that, and lots more guff besides.

Duration:00:47:34

The Sweet Treats derby and Limericks about Willy Boly

8/25/2018
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A cracking game in the Sweet Things Derby, can Unai Emery get his first win as Arsenal boss, and highlights from this week's show such as Limericks about Willy Boly, a Gordon Brown story and Matt Dyson always reporting goals enthusiastically.

Duration:00:54:44