Hump Day with Swanny & Friends

We are online as Dane is still over West but we couldn’t leave you hanging, there was just far too much happening in he world of football that everyone else covered so we didn’t ...instead we picked one or two and just got to the important stuff...your questions! So! Today, Dane weighs in on Jack Ginnivan and the Hawk selfies and well lets just say he's a bit of an old fudddy dudddy about it. The rest is the usual and we know you love it so he took us out with a joke to finish... Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Degenerates assemble!" As we unpack Round 20 of the AFL Premiership season. With Swanny being away giving back to the people of WA we are online again. He is still awaiting an official invite to the Western Derby if anyone knows anyone... This (being online) also means there are cameos from the children. Sorry. Really. No bag of treats could keep them at bay today. Get out your pen and paper and write these down and if your going to jump on them, jump responsibly. Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dane fancies himself the next Lara Bingle and no were not referring to his hungover footy skills over the weekend. He calls in from his bed in Perth to join the rest of the community in unpacking the wildcard round possibility and you wont believe it, theres some low brow gags in here. Standard show really where we discuss everything from Botox to tackles (of the football variety) to Dale Thomas. Enjoy! Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dane is a team player and the team he plays for is you the people so this week he has called in from Perth, yes he got up early, to get this episode of his and Ralphy's musings about round 19, to your earholes. The rambling, we saved for part 2. You're welcome Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well back from his work trip with his 6 other mates, Ralphy explains how his time in Vegas was slightly different to Dane's many visits. It is usually Dane that has Samantha on edge about inappropriateness but Ralphy came out firing today! Some listener questions led into us unpacking the upcoming round of the AFL premiership season Samantha's face was sore from laughing, it's good to have the gang back together, for now! Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ralphy is away....but you usually cant hear him anyway. Samantha and Dane weren't going to let you down just because Ralphy wanted to take his kids to Vegas so they jumped on line and put down thoughts on every thing from why other peoples farts smell worse than your own through to some great insight on who the best player in the league is right now. They then went through and unpacked each game of the round for those of you who love a punt. Remember though do it responsibly if you do. Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was our 5 year anniversary of being cancelled today and it was like Dane was trying to take us to the edge once again... Samantha's first show back maybe her last. Special guest Harley reveals he is a boob guy and wasn't waiting for nothing so yes, Samantha's mic does get turned off as we are not an ASMR podcast. Ralphy's doesn't, he just still struggles to use a microphone, 5 years in. None of the hot media agenda items, all of the good stuff, hear who looks forward to getting out and having their fill of men here. @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're new here, in this episode we talk some nonsense, address some important questions sent in by our listeners before breaking down each game of round 16 of the AFL premiership season, with some analysis and opinions...This is Part 2 of our weekly recording session, but really, listen in any order. @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Samantha has been managed for yet another week, purely to make way for one of the biggest guests, we have had on. We would like to think it has been our constant campaigning that has led us to this moment ... and by us, we mean Dane. Dane has finally made it in to the Hall of Fame and we couldn’t be prouder (of our campaigning). In his own words theres only so much Dane can talk himself up, so we got the big dog, in to do it for him. Enjoy this episode with the one and only Mick Malthouse Follow us on the socials @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Special Guest: Mick Malthouse Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well! Incase you missed it on the Telly, (he's quite funny isn't he!) here is part one with how it all unfolded. As usual we get to your listener questions and we unpack round 15 of the AFL premiership season @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the title suggests Marko Allen joined us once again to lift our standards amidst rumours Samantha is returning next week. We will believe that when we hear it! So enjoy another rogue episode before Mum returns to crack the whip. Oh and we chat about a little known footballer from Castlemaine. Follow us on the socials @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Special Guest: Mark Allen @MarkAllenGolf His "talk birdie to me" golf pod for those wanting to jump on board and have a listen can be found HERE or where ever you get your podcasts!. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dane tells Ralphy who he really is, we unpack some listener questions and get to talking about round 14. Ralphy gives his best and no its not an elaborate joke! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Gambling hotline: 1800 858 858 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aaaand we're back. Guest friend this week is Ben Cameron from the ABC. Ben works on ABC radio each week with Mick Malthouse and has a theory to put to Dane, that Mick loves ratbags. And we hear more about Mick's 'jam' passion. We talk about Ralphy's slightly misleading Bucks headline about Dane not wanting Bucks to coach, the longer version is that Dane says Bucks is a better person when he's not coaching. We discuss Tassie and who might coach the team, Dane reckons they will struggle for players, and should focus on players who aren't into the more exciting lifestyle on offer in places like Melbourne and Sydney. Dane makes the comment that Tim Lane has no idea what he's talking about when he says that kids will love to live in Tassie. We ask Ben about COLA and Ralphy puts his idea to Dane and Ben about a kind of reverse COLA in cheaper to live in markets like Adelaide. We then get to the list. Dane and Ralphy give their Top 20 players of the past 20- years, and Ralphy gives his Top 20 of the 80s and 90s. Ben tells us a story about going to Taronga Zoo with Mick Malthouse, and Mick told him about preventing Glen Jakovich from being eaten by a lion. Dane tells us why Bomber Thompson is an arsehole, and Ben tells us why he reckons Malcolm Blight is one of the nicest blokes, he shares a ripping story about Blighty and Karmichael Hunt. Ralphy and Dane ask Ben, who watches and calls footy every weekend, to talk us through where he reckons each club is at. And as a Perth boy he explains why he reckons Adam Simpson survived at West Coast at the end of last year. Ben reckons the ABC's footy call and commentary is far more contemporary than it gets credit for. We talk about the relationship between the media and footy coaches, and how those who 'play the game' get an easier ride than the others. And Ralphy continues to bang on about his bet on Freo for the flag. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dane has come in croaky AF today. Self inflicted? Maybe in part. Swan FC have had another win and Ralphy wants to know what has caused this turn around in form. We run through some listener questions, most good, one in particular far too personal. Bucks has responded to Dane's comments last week on him coaching, and Ralphy wants to know what it would take Dane to coach under Bucks. The answer is cash. Who'd have thunk it. And we find out what AFL ground is the one Dane hated the most. Dane reckons he could whip any AFL clubs gameplay into shape. Maths Science. No Harley Reid. Does this give North a shot to knock of the Eagles in Perth? And we discuss whether suspension should knock you out of the Rising Star or the Brownlow race. Dane has an idea, which is pretty bloody good. See you on the pod ! Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We fear he may never show, traffic in Melbourne, is diabolical, as we know. However, he is a great man, with great stories and happens to be supporting a great cause (Fight MND) so a few minutes in, we were finally graced with the presence of Robbo, one of the Dees greatest boots. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches If you are looking for ways you can support the Fight MND cause - https://fightmnd.org.au/ways-to-support/ Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam believes that being up all night chest feeding and still wearing nappies herself is good enough reason to not turn up again. Who knows when she will save us from our selves. So, it is just us unpacking the week that is ahead of us, Round 12...while we wait for our guest who also didn't turn up last week and seems to be stuck in traffic, this. We topped the show with Dane's response to Rooey's Rat Pack rip and got to some listener questions. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well this has gone pear-shaped. A guest has been a no show, what a mess. Can Dane and Ralphy recover? Only one way to find out. But the pod gets off to a rough start, Dane is feeling flat following Glen McFarlane's list of the Top 10 Pies of all time, which criminally left him off. It's a dreadful oversight and Dane and Ralphy treat it with the disdain it deserves, including a suggestion from Dane for a 'bukkake-off'. Not sure that will work. Ralphy asks Dane to nominate the players who he feels should be ahead of him on the list. Dane seems particularly unhappy with being beaten by Syd Coventry and wants to know how many Anzac Day medals Syd won - clearly none. Dane's impressed with Harley Reid, and says his highlight reel at his age is better than Chris Judd's at the same age. Dane reckons once he can put 4 quarters together he'll be a star. Ralphy raises #1 draft picks, and runs through the #1 draft picks who've had incredible careers, in the context of West Coast getting Harley Reid instead of North last year. We chat about the A-League debacle this week with players playing for yellow cards and the spot-betting scandal. Dane reckons spot-betting on AFL is very difficult, unlike soccer, tennis, and cricket. Ralphy reads out some of your questions, keep em coming on the socials. We have a question about Tastebuds, and find out just how much input and work Dane puts into it (hot tip - bugger all). We find out Dane's most hated exercise in the gym. Dane talks about how he should have had 2, maybe 3 Brownlow's. More AFL Maths Science, and Dane and Ralphy say they need to do better. 50/50 results last week which was disappointing. A few good options this week, and which team does Dane call 'fucking horrible'? And we end up with a part 3 of the pod today, because our planned guest Russell Robertson didn't turn up! Dane blames Glenn McFarlane for sabotaging it. Dane also calls the podcast listeners 'fucking arseholes'. So there's that. Dane reckons the music played at his Swan FC match on the weekend was the worst music he's ever heard at a footy match. We run through some more listener feedback including one lunatic who reckons he saw a Harley Reid goal on PornHub. Really? Sam back next week !! So get ready for some baby chat. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest friend this week is the legendary David Rhys-Jones, always a good chinwag. Aside from a catchup telling old footy stories, David is raising awareness of Prader-Willi Syndrome, David's son lives with PWS. You can find out more here, and for just 15 bucks buy a ticket in the PWS raffle, major prize a luxury trip to Bali. David talks us through a bit about PWS, which gets pretty much zero government support, so if you can spare a few bucks it's a ripping cause. Somehow, in amongst that, Dane manages to plug Tastebuds with Dane Swan. How does he tie it in? No idea. He just did. We also get a Swan FC update following his trip to the Sunshine Coast last weekend where he kicked a goal and had 25 touches. In the thirds, but hey it's pretty good. Dane reckons he has found his place in the thirds. Given David's history in Tassie we get his thoughts on whether the Tassie AFL team will succeed. And we ask him if he regrets any of the whacks he handed out on the field. There is one, he tells us who on the pod. And he tells a great story of his battle with Greg Williams, when he played with a broken jaw, and later when Diesel came to Carlton for the 1992 season. David talks about the brutal pre-seasons back in his day, which leads to him and Dane comparing 'sprays' from coaches. Wallsy was 'brutal' according to David, and Dane tells a couple of stories about Mick Malthouse being a bit out of control calling him 'an angry man'. Ralphy has some homework for the team, and for you, which is to watch this video of 'Scam Cam' on the Footy Show. David gives the back story to how it happened. David played with, and on, the legendary Bruce Doull and tells a couple of stories about him. And he tells us about his final game against West Coast in Perth, and how he forgot to tell Carlton that he was retiring. We chat about Dustin Martin and the criticism he's copping at the moment. Dane reckons people should lay off and enjoy Dusty while he's playing, David says that not a single Tigers support would be bagging Dusty, and Dane thinks that he might be the greatest Tiger of all time. And we talk concussions, and given they weren't measured in David's day, how he addressed them when he had what he thought was one. A great guest friend today in David Rhys-Jones, and don't forget to slip a few bucks and buy a raffle ticket at the Prader-Willi Syndrome site here. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big show today with some Maths Science to crunch shortly. But first things first. We get an update on the Tom Brady roast, which both Dane and Ralphy have now seen. Plenty of thoughts including repeating an explicit (yet typical roast) joke about Gisele Bündchen, Toms ex-wife. Dane has now seen Baby Reindeer and thought it was okay, and episode 4 wasn't as bad as Ralphy made out. In fact he says it turned him on and he 'rubbed one out' while he watched it. Afterwards he went down the online rabbit hole and read all about it. That said, Dane says it's no 'Tastebuds with Dane Swan' which he describes as 'Electric TV'. Into Maths Science, Dane and Ralphy kick around Thursday night footy, they love it, and will miss it when it's gone. Ralphy has a theory on what the AFL are doing. He also says that he's concerned that the Kangaroos may not survive the introduction of a Tasmanian team. Dane and Ralphy think that playing Richmond at the moment is the equivalent of a bye, and Dane says that whilst Ross Lyon is underperforming with St Kilda, no coach could get much out of the list they have. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guest friend today is Jason Richardson and after Ralphy's horror last week at watching episode 4 of Baby Reindeer, as you'd expect on a footy focused podcast we kick off with Ralphy asking Richo about Baby Reindeer. He hasn't seen it, and Ralphy recommends against it. But what Richo is planning to see, and Dane has, is the Tom Brady roast. We kick round what Aussies would be up for being roasted, and who would not be. Dane mentions that he has seen a spit roast, but that sounds suspiciously like something else. We may be wrong. Dane believes whilst Scott Pendlebury is generally clean as a whistle and that it may be hard to roast him, he thinks Pendles has something dark and devious about him. And he reveals that in 15-years of playing footy with him he never once saw Pendles' dick, which he reckons is suss. What reality show would Dane like to go on? Once requiring not much effort. He says that if he was to go on Dancing With the Stars, he'd want a fee of a million bucks and that his partner would insist he danced with a bloke. Richo talks about the brutality of the stopwatch and how he enjoyed that about his sporting career, and we talk 'fat club' at Hawthorn. We get a Swan FC update, Dane is off to Queensland this weekend to have a kick. And as you'd expect, the Hall of Fame comes up again. Dane still flat. To add to it, Richo hasn't bothered watching Dane's new TV show....possibly because he's on a different show at the same time, but it sounds excusey. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the urge. If not, then as you were. Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.