The Bald Bros Show
Sports & Recreation Podcasts
Gather around the grill with these two follically-challenged in-laws while they take a blunt and honest approach to manhood, family life, and all aspects of men's lives. While these two do not often pull punches, they do soften the blows with comedy -- often at each others' expense. The grill is a busy place, so guests are also very common, ranging from professional athletes to the guy down the street. So, become a part of the conversation as Ashton (barely out of diapers) and Carl (almost back in diapers) recreate the magic of ebony and ivory every week, and let's see if they can record an episode without their family interrupting somehow.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Sports & Recreation Podcasts
Description:
Gather around the grill with these two follically-challenged in-laws while they take a blunt and honest approach to manhood, family life, and all aspects of men's lives. While these two do not often pull punches, they do soften the blows with comedy -- often at each others' expense. The grill is a busy place, so guests are also very common, ranging from professional athletes to the guy down the street. So, become a part of the conversation as Ashton (barely out of diapers) and Carl (almost back in diapers) recreate the magic of ebony and ivory every week, and let's see if they can record an episode without their family interrupting somehow.
Language:
English
Episodes
S2 Episode 14 - Almost Beat the Buzzer
6/28/2021
Gather 'round the grill again this week as the close-shaved cranium bros attempt to beat the buzzer on the upload... spoiler alert! They didn't... This week the boys discuss manly mixed drinks, video game streaming, and tease at an upcoming guest!
Can Carl lay off pitches in the dirt? Is it ever ok to drink a cosmopolitan as a man? Can celebrities read? Can Ashton stop revealing too much with his hints? We answer these questions and more on this week's episode of The Bald Bros Show!
Duration:00:50:03
S2 Episode 13 - Meal Prep and Cooking Disaster
6/20/2021
Gather 'round the actual grill this week as balding baffoons prep an excellent week of meals and completely ruin them not 30 minutes later. While prepping and cooking, the boys walk you through some tips and common misconceptions about cooking and eating healthy.
Could Carl remove the echo... echo? What is the best way to cook meat in a healthy manner? How do you get more iron in your diet? We answer these questions and more on this week's episode of The Bald Bros Show.
Duration:01:03:25
S2 Episode 12 - Quick Update and Bonus Phone Call (feat. Apology Girl)
6/14/2021
Gather 'round the grill as the busy bald bros ask for your forgiveness and explain the lack of episode last week. The boys give also give some updates for new projects and ways for you, the wonderful listeners, can peek further into their lives and interact with them. As a bonus, we will be providing their phone call previous to the "episode".
Did the bald bros die of awesomeness? Are they gone and lost for ever, oh my darling? Which one of them craps like a man? We answer these questions...
Duration:00:27:47
S2 Episode 11 - Ashton's Brother of Another Color
5/31/2021
Gather 'round the grill this week with the smooth domed duo as they welcome Ashton's much paler brother Cody to the show. With no real clear topic, the boys bounce around from growing up in the 80's and 90's to meeting their wives and then somehow end up on their favorite sports moments.
Will Cody be able to speak into the mic for more than 2 seconds at a time? Does Ashton ignore red flags? Do they make shows for men anymore? We answer these questions and more on this week's episode of The...
Duration:01:05:27
S2 Episode 10 - Max Returns and Wants to Pump You Up! (NSFW)
5/24/2021
Gather 'round the grill this week as the hairless hunks are joined by Max yet again. This time, they are figuring out how Max lost his neck and replaced it with back muscles. What is the recipe for ripped? What are the drawbacks of steroids? What the heck is an insertion? We answer these questions and more this week on The Bald Bros Show.
Also, sorry for the late upload. Blame my furnace blower that was apparently built in 1734.
Duration:01:23:44
S2 Episode 9 - Dealing With Addiction (NSFW Explicit)
5/17/2021
Gather 'round the grill this week as the hairless duo welcome their guest Max to talk about addiction and how to break the cycle. While this is a more serious episode, they take everything in stride, and Matt is able to speak about his difficulties with honesty and a light-hearted approach.
What happened to the bleep button? Is Ashton really Darth Vader? What the heck is clogging Carl's throat all the time? Did anyone even edit this episode? We sorta answer these questions and more on this...
Duration:00:51:33
S2 Episode 8 - Topics From the Listeners
5/9/2021
Gather 'round the grill this week as the balding beefcakes use topics given by you, the listeners, and give the usual great advice from life experiences. They field questions ranging from becoming a father to erectile disfunction with grace and aplomb.
Will Ashton find a new way to annoy Carl? At what point is too much jewelry for women? Who has the better top 5 list? We answer these questions and more this week on The Bald Bros Show.
Duration:01:00:23
S2 Episode 7 - The Adventures of Robocop (feat. Terry Tucker)
5/2/2021
Gather 'round the grill with the boys this week as they welcome the highly successful and entertaining Terry Tucker. He's an author, he's ex-SWAT, he's played against Michael Jordan and James Worthy, he's battled cancer... we're not sure if there's anything this man hasn't done.
Will Ashton overtake Carl for the censor beep championships? How fast can you go without getting a ticket? Is Terry a secret pirate? And, most importantly, what are the principles of being successful? We answer...
Duration:00:55:30
S2 Episode 6 - Ashton Brings Work Home
4/25/2021
Gather 'round the grill and join Ashton and Carl this week as they welcome 20 year old Paxton into the studio to discuss manhood in the newest generation. They explore what the dating climate is like for younger men these days as well as find some hidden differences.
Will Ashton have more bleeps this week than Carl? Who hasn't seen Friday? Did they get through a full episode with no interruptions from the family? Will Ashton find another word to add to the bleep list? We answer these...
Duration:01:05:16
S2 Episode 5 - Taking You to School Pt.2 (feat. Ethiopia and the Groupies)
4/18/2021
Gather 'round the grill and enjoy the sultry sounds of the dooless duo. This week the guys are joined by bald bro 2.5 and Ashton's two sisters -- one of which has very bad decision making skills and married Carl. They continue finish their lists on what every man needs to learn from three different perspectives.
Will Carl ever clean up his potty mouth? Will Ashton stop giving out personal information each week? Will bald bro 2.5 ever say anything? Will the girls ever stop saying things? We...
Duration:00:55:51
S2 Episode 4 - Taking You to School Pt 1
4/11/2021
Gather 'round the grill with the slickest domes this side of the Rio Grande as they begin their list of things every man should learn. They are joined briefly by bald bro 2.5 as they dive in to subjects such as home repair, budgeting, and more.
How badly can Carl mess up the intro? Should Ashton go back to counseling? Can bald bro 2.5 wrestle a lion? How many interruptions will the family make this week? We answer these questions and more on this brain basket filling episode.
Duration:00:51:49
S2 Episode 3 - Rub Some Dirt on it and Get Up!
4/4/2021
Gather 'round the grill as the hairless hunks continue their discussion on what makes a man a man. Tangents this week include vicious middle school girls, Carl teaching Ashton how to get a quick divorce, and the first ever bromance.
How is Carl still married? Did they just have an episode without a child interruption? Can you count how many times they didn't bleep the "B" word even though they promised to clean up the show? I mean, bleeping one "F" word isn't really cleaning it up, is it...
Duration:00:48:30
S2 Episode 2 - The Generations of *Beeping* Man
3/28/2021
Gather around the grill once again as the dudes without doos compare the different expectations placed on men throughout the generations. Are there any "real" men anymore? Do we just have outdated expectations? Will they ever have a show without the kids making guest appearances? Does Ashton miss his porn days, or are they the cause of his aversion to being close to the mic?
The bros explore these topics and more while they attempt to clean up their filthy mouths. So, sit back, relax, and...
Duration:00:50:52
Bonus Episode - Christmas in March
3/21/2021
This week Ashton's family was puking out of both ends... if you know what we mean. In light of this, the boys were not able to get together; and, instead of recording an episode over the phone, we decided to release the episode recorded last Christmas.
So, gather round the Christmas tree we still haven't taken down as the socially distanced brothers continue a discussion about divisive issues in sports... just don't sit next to Ashton while he does his Bert Reynolds impression.
Duration:01:12:08
S2 Episode 1 - Boldy Going where Men Used to be
3/14/2021
No, we're not talking about your mom... Over the last few months of off-air conversations, The Bald Bros have decided to expand their horizons moving forward. While they will still be talking about sports, they want to broaden the subject matter to create an environment where men, and women, can discuss what it is to be a man, the issues facing the lives of men, and all things manly -- which include sports. So, gather 'round the grill this week as the slick-meloned bros discuss the...
Duration:01:23:40
Episode 7 - All Apologies, Khabib, and Cartoons
3/7/2021
This week the chrome-domed duo discuss everything from the NBA All-Star game to cartoons. They debate the GOATness of Khabib Nurmagomedov as well as the upcoming (happened yesterday) Blachowicz v Adesanya fight. Catch their useless predictions a day late to see how wrong they were. Can Carl get a sentence out without saying "like"? Can Ashton sign off in time? Will Carl's wife file for divorce? We answer these questions and more this week on The Bald Bros Show.
Duration:01:22:48
Episode 6 - MMA Greats and also Connor McGreggor?
3/1/2021
Join the two men whose heads are always ready for summer as they discuss MMA greats as well as the possible Poirier vs McGreggor 3. In this episode we find out if Ashton can begin the show without messing up. We will also answer find out if Carl is creepy or just has no idea how to properly word sentences. Does McGreggor deserve to be in the GOAT discussion? Will Carl put the episode out on the proper day (no... no he won't)? Sorry...
Duration:01:05:56
Episode 5 - Riding Decks with Austin Curry
2/21/2021
The bald bros are join this week by a special guest, skateboarder Austin Curry. Gather 'round the grill as they discuss skateboarding past and present, including the inclusion of skateboarding in the Olympics. Will Ashton be able to deliver the intro on the first try? Will Carl ever figure out how to edit an episode that includes a guest? Will Austin ever land a heel flip? Who has the biggest deck? We answer these questions and more in this episode of The Bald Bros Show.
Duration:01:04:57
Episode 4 - Brady Goat's Gruff
2/15/2021
This week the two slick-domed brothers give their comments on Super Bowl LIV and discuss whether or not there is consensus that Tom Brady is the GOAT of football. With the thunder of kids trampling overhead backing this weeks episode, we are joined by a special guest, D-Low as he discusses his time in the armed forces, his new music, fatherhood, and his take on this year's Super Bowl. Will we finally produce a high quality episode? Will Ashton's kids survive the year? Who will be the first...
Duration:01:01:19
Episode 3 - Retirement Homes vs Mahomes Superbowl Blowout
2/7/2021
This week the shiny headed bros welcome in a special guest to tip the scales in favor of the oldies to discuss the upcoming (already happened) Superbowl. Is Tom Brady the GOAT? Will the student teach the master? Will Ashton lose an argument to himself? Can we keep children from coming into the room? We answer these questions in more in Episode 3 of The Bald Bros Show!
Duration:01:10:52