Two and a Half Sportsmen

On this episode, your heroes duke it out about baseball minor league unions with Bernie Sanders versus a representative for the baseball league. Should minor league baseball players make a living wage? Is the league generous to feed the players slurry? And should their healthcare plan be 'walk it off'? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes fight the MLB's ban of 'The Shift'. Why does the MLB hate 'freedom of movement'? What is the history of this weird rule? And what happens when the outfield grass is different for a bunch of different fields? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes learn what happens when credit card machines go down and a bunch of Irish people get free beer. Did anyone die? Did anyone survive? And how Irish is the Irish accent? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes hear audio from the French Open protestor who caused a huge cycling accident. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes chat with the PGA about why golfers shouldn't jump ship to more profitable contracts with LIV. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes hear audio from a mount visit where the umpire is umpiring mound visits. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes hear audio from cyclists who are not allowed to pee during the race. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes hear from the mail bag again from a listener who asks Joel to run down the stories of some prominent American cyclists. Did Major Taylor truly break the color barrier in the 1800's and nobody cared because it was cycling? Can Americans get good at cycling by being late to school? And are there more than a couple cyclists from America who actually mattered? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes interview two British tennis players about the news that Russian players will be banned from Wimbledon. Is this a fair retaliation towards athletes on behalf of the actions of their country? Do tennis players have any bearing on the outcome of a war? And is this really what British accents sound like these days? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes chat with the team behind the disastrous Washington Nationals paraglider drop that shut down Washington DC. Did the FAA avert a real world disaster by evacuating The Capitol? Was this an oopsie or amazing press for baseball? And what valuable goods could be stolen by a paraglider who drops in the exact right place in Washington DC. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes chat with Joe LaCava, Tiger Woods' longtime caddy, about Tiger's return to the Masters after his nearly leg-amputating injury. Can Joe LaCava literally carry Tiger through this tournament? Is Joe in fighting shape to be Tiger's rock? And is Tiger going to perform surgery on himself during a round of golf? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes tell tale of the harrowing journey of four climbers in 1936 trying to climb the Murder Wall of the Eiger and it doesn't end well for them. Is it still extreme mountain climbing if you take a train halfway up? Were rich people watching the whole affair hoping they would fall to their deaths? And what does Unterschlauss mean in German? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes talk to Dana White on Connor McGregor about Jake Paul's fight for UFC employee healthcare. Will Dana White and Connor McGregor bury the hatchet and find common ground? Is Jake Paul a fighter or an influencer? And how greedy are these fighters to actually want health care after they got beat up? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes talk to cross-country skiing Olympian Remi Lindholm and his coach about the frozen penis he suffered during the games. Are spandex suits warm enough? Can you cross-country ski with a frozen penis? And why didn't his coach teach him how to tuck to avoid this issue? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes get another mailbag message for Joel from another orphanage asking about hockey nicknames. What do you call the brother of The Great One? Are alliterative nicknames always the best? And what does it sound like when a slapshot hits the boards? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes chat to USA Skeleton Olympian Chet Hausermann and his father Crystal about his epic silver medal run. Was Crystal proud of his son? What did Chet sacrifice to get here? And where were people supposed to watch the Olympics this year? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes recorded directly before The Big Game and Phil forgot to post, Joel breaks down some x-factors that should have been considered when predicting the outcome. What benefits does Ohio actually have? Does Los Angeles have any decent rivers? And what the hell are the rules of this game!? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes somehow get another fan latter to Joel asking him about cycling nicknames. Is Joel ready to finally admit that his fan mail is all fake? Do you need alliteration to make a location-based nickname work? And what does the 'roar of a bicycle' even sound like? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes chat with Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen about his decision to retire. Could Tom have stuck it out since he has the body of a 25 year old? What was Gisele doing to her career while Tom was out playing ball games with his friends? And can their marriage survive once they join the ranks of the 'normal people'? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

On this episode, your heroes get shocked by the story of the worst auto racing disaster of all time. Is this the inspiration for the movie Final Destination? How many decapitations can one car cause? And what's a good excuse for continuing the race after a mass death event? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com