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NFL Week 6 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 7:34). Week 6 recap, Brock Osweiler owns the Bears, Nathan Peterman is hilarious, Big Ben owns Ohio, and the Broncos are on the watch for the Done Chain (7:34 - 28:12). Chaos in College Football but LSU is back to playing Neck (28:12 - 33:10). Football Guy of the Week including Gregg Williams eating opossums and possibly rats (33:10 - 36:11). Who's back of the week (36:11 - 46:01). Mike Florio joins the show from Pro Football Talk to talk Week 6, what the...

Eli Manning should probably retire and Saquon Barkley is absolutely incredible (3:30-8:48) Recapping the wild Jimmy Butler story in Minnesota and is Mark Wahlberg to blame for all of this? (8:49-15:35) Week 6 Picks and preview + Fantasy Fuccbois.(15:36-28:05) FIU Coach Butch Davis joins the show to accept his Football Guy of the Week Award, talk about his career coaching the 90's Cowboys, the late 80 Miami Hurricanes, the Browns and the insane rosters he put together at Miami in the late...

The Yankees are dead. Recapping the ALDS and why Giancarlo Stanton has negative pinstripes (2:21 - 10:50). Drew Brees record breaking season, an update on the Jason Witten/Booger McFarland feud and is Peyton Manning funny? (10:50 - 17:09) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, who will save the world first, Steven Seagal or Jose Canseco (17:09 - 27:48). NFL Insider Jay Glazer joins the show to talk MMA, his career as an Insider, Ballers, and his great foundation for veterans (27:48 - 67:06). Segments include...

Fastest 2 minutes for Week 5 (2:27 - 7:19). The Texans and Cowboys played in a game of who can fire their shitty coach first (7:19 - 8:56). The Browns won a game on a Sunday, Philly has a Super Bowl hangover, the Falcons are done, the Bengals are good, and Mason Crosby lost his mind (8:56 - 18:20). Playoff Baseball and UFC 229 (18:20 - 29:31). Football Guy of the Week (29:21 - 35:02). Who's back of the week (35:02 - 43:58). CBS Sports Pete Prisco joins the show to talk NFL Week 5, why...

*Warning, this is a rare Skype episode. Audio is fine we just aren't in the same place* The Patriots are far from dead and Andrew Luck has the new best QB face in football (2:27 - 13:11). A huge weekend of sports coming up and Red Sox/Yankee's rivalry is back (13:11 - 22:05). Week 5 preview and picks + Fantasy F-bois (22:05 - 36:19). Arian Foster joins the show to talk about Leveon Bell, Earl Thomas, why Tennessee's coach can't stop crying and having his therapist on his own podcast (36:19 -...

The Cubs are dead and fuck everything. We recap the NL Wild Card Game and Big Cat rambles like a madman trying to cheer himself up including some bonus Booger McFarland vs Jason Witten talk (2:20 - 18:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:18 - 26:25). Brewers All Star Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about his insane second half, read some of Big Cat's terrible Brewers takes, and talk about being locked in for the playoffs (26:25 - 39:54). Former A's pitcher Dallas Braden joins the show to...

NFL Week 4 fastest 2 minutes 92;27 - 8:02). Everything is back to normal in the NFL. The Packers won, the Jaguars look good again, the Patriots don't suck but the Dolphins may, Mitch Trubisky was incredible and Jeff Fisher made his debut in the booth (8:02 - 31:12). Explaining the MLB schedule (21:12 - 24:45). Football guy of the week, and who's back of the week (24:45 - 37:55) . Red Sox legend David Ortiz joins the show to talk about the pressure of October baseball, how he would get out of...

Jared Goff is in the zone and maybe the greatest quarterback of all time. We talk about where we would sit at a Jared Goff vs Blake Bortles Super Bowl. (#:05-6:54) Preview of NFL Week 4 including our Loser Leaves Town, Are We Sure They're Good and Game Of The Week. Fantasy Fuccbois. (6:55-27:49) 3X Pro Bowler Chris Johnson joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, Jeff Fisher, and what it's like being fast plus bonus Lendale White in studio with him. (33:02-50:31) 21 year MLB...

The Fitzmagic has run out, sort of. Big Ben is back and so is Chris Conte (2:56 - 8:15). We solve the Niners QB problems by drafting a different quarterback for each primetime game (8:15 - 21:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Steven Seagal's latest scheme (21:05 - 37:28). Celtics Forward Gordon Hayward joins the show to talk about his decision to join the Celtics, how tough it was being injured last year, Brad Stevens being a genius, his famous viral video, the Duke shot, and what it's...

NFL Week 3 Fastest 2 minutes (2:26 - 8:41). Recap of a wild NFL week including Jimmy G injury (8:41 - 10:31), Patrick Mahomes on fire, the Bills stunner at the Vikings, the Rams are a wagon, the Patriots look slow, and we hang the Done Chain on a team (10:31 - 29:43). College Football talk and Who's back of the week (29:43 - 42:42). Football guy of the week including an all time Nick Saban quote and Herm Edwards getting his players to lift for fun (42:42 - 49:37). Former NFL GM Mike Lombardi...

The Browns have finally won a Football game (this is just a guess because we had to tape early if the Jets won forget we said anything)(2:24-6:05) Jimmy Butler started major drama and now Stephen Jackson may kill the Wiggins brothers (6:05-11:15). NFL Week 3 Preview + Picks (11:16-21:49). Fantasy Fuckboiis(21:50-25:25). Author Jeff Pearlman joins the show to talk about his new book about the USFL "Football For A Buck" and has some wild stories about the creation and demise of the USFL...

The Bears are officially back...to .500 (2:27 - 7:59). The Seahawks may stink (7:59 - 11:27). Antonio Brown continues the Steelers carnival of a season (11:27 - 14:39). Urban Meyer tried to apologize then apologized for his apology and none of it makes sense (14:39 - 19:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mario Kart and toad dicks (19:43 - 35:55). Former NFL WR and host of Good Morning Football Nate Burleson joins the show to talk about his NFL Career, the 2018 season, what it was like being...

Week 2 of the NFL and the Fastest 2 minutes (2:20 - 7:26). All the kickers sucked at the same time. Patrick Mahomes is electric (7:26 - 9:45). Vontae Davis retired at halftime (9:45 - 12:16). Are we really doing this Ryan Fitzpatrick thing? The Bills and Cardinals suck and what's wrong with the Steelers (12:16 - 26:12). Football guy of the week led by Coach O being the best Coach ever (26:12 - 36:05). Who's back of the week including Suicidal Big Cat because the Badgers suck again (36:05 -...

Big Cat has a big surprise to make the podcast the best it's ever been (2:04-6:01). Does Joe Flacco suck and why the hell did they get rid of color rush jerseys?(6:02-12:55) Week 2 story lines and gambling picks.(12:56-27:31) Fantasy corner with Rick Pitino and Ed Edinneti.(27:32-31:10) Former Bengals and Cardinals QB Carson Palmer joins the show to talk about his career, playing for Marvin Lewis, does Hue Jackson get a bad rap, Coach O, and Bruce Arians.(37:12-1:07:44) Segments include...

The Jets May have a quarterback and Stafford and the Lions are very sad (2:20 - 11:11). Gruden is back, for a half, and the Rams are a wagon (11:11 - 16:10). Pardon My Woke returns to do an in depth dive into the Browns/Steeers tie (16:10 - 20:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (20:53 - 36:53). Eagles lineman Michael Bennett joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, the Seahawks Super Bowl Team, being a Schiano man, and if it's fair for Big Cat to not like his brother (36:53 - 69:59)....

The fastest 2 minutes are back. Week 1 recap, the Bears broke Big Cat's heart (2:27 -13:37) Andrew Luck is back, Ryan Fitzpatrick torched the Saints, and the Browns tied a football game (13:37 - 28:13). Football guy of the week including Larry Fedora's memory hole and Syrup Coach (28:13 - 35:49). Who's back of the week (35:49 - 43:25). 3X Super Bowl Champion Willie McGinest joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, playing for Bill Belichick, being friends with Snoop Dogg, and...

Eagles and Falcons had a replay of the Playoffs and are we sure Matt Ryan is good? Le'Veon Bell holdout and Week 1 preview with 4 gambling locks each. (1:55-19:05) The return of Fantasy Fuccbois to get you ready for your Fantasy kick off. (19:06-22:54) Hall of Famer and Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, the time he bet 45k on a locker room game, what ever happened to Lance Briggs lambo, and his favorite player to play with. (25:19-55:51) Segments...

Hard Knocks Finale recap. Cajuste gets cut, the Browns may win the Super Bowl, Hue Jackson didn't like the Khalil Mack trade so it means it's a good one, and Todd Haley hates rap music, obviously (2:25 - 10:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:16 - 23:16). Actor Rob Lowe joins the show to talk about his career in Hollywood, his favorite roles, playing Drew Peterson, rooting for winners because he's a winner and a self admitted narcissist, and a table reading from Waynes World (23:16 - 79:44)....

The Bears are back. We break down the Khalil Mack trade and what John Gruden was thinking (2:27 - 12:02). College Football Week 1, is Harbaugh on the hot seat, should the Turnover chain be permanently retired, is Texas back, and shout out to all the LSU haters (12:02 - 23:19). Football guy of the week makes its return with nominees including Tom Herman and the LSU FB (23:19 - 29:12). Whos back of the week (29:12 - 35:22) . 49ers O-Lineman Joe Staley and Mike McGlinchey join the show to talk...

College Football is back and the Civil Conflict was on fire. Previewing College Football Week 1 and talking about Aaron Rodgers new contract (2:20 - 13:20). Mt Rushmore of Mistakes (13:20 - 25:51). Sports Illustrated College Football Writer Andy Staples joins the show to talk about the 2018 College Football season, Power 5 Conference breakdowns, and who he has in his College Football Playoff (25:51 - 59:17). Segments include Talking Soccer, Jalen Ramsey Word Association, Thoughts and Prayers...