3 Crones Presents

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING** ‘Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the podcast. Not a listener was stirring, As we readied our broadcast. Sound FX hung in the background with care, Lovingly accenting our voice actors’ flair. For all those lamenting a Christmas NOT gritty, One without puns or subversions so witty. Good news! We’ve got just the present for you, (We’re really hoping that Dickens’ estate doesn’t sue). So come one & come all – no time to inquire, It’s time for a tale full of noire, wise-cracks, and gunfire. Roberta Cratchit is thrust all excitingly in peril, And so it begins…3 Crones’ “A Krampus Carol" CREDITS Writing, Sound Design, and "Narrator" by Mary Englehart (@3crones) Direction, Writing, "Belsnickle" and Various Characters by Marissa Pona (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls) Costumes, Make-up, and "Roberta Cratchit" by Bre Woicekowski (@adornbre) Stunt Coordination and "Ebenezeer Scrooge" by Mike Wiener (@toyingaroundpodcast) Props and "Tiny Tim" by Shane Brockway (@7heBlindman) Art Direction, Photography, and "Chief Fezziwig" by the great Matt Pona. "Krampus" by Jacki Giorgianni (@3crones, @JerseyGhouls) And introducing Molly Pona as the Christmas elf beat cop "Officer Feliz Navidad".

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING** Based on the official Alien RPG published by Free League - which we've reskinned to fit a present day, festive Thanksgiving setting - AVIAN is a role-playing semi-theatrical performance brought you by: (in order of appearance)

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING** "October Country . . . that country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and mid-nights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain. . . " (Ray Bradbury) Come autumn people! Join us as we swap spooky stories around our Halloween hearth in a haunting celebration of folk tales, lore, and legends. With additional discussion by Marissa Pona and sound design by Mary Englehart. Check out http://darkhillsevents.com/ or go to https://www.facebook.com/DarkHillsEvents to find out more from the talented Mr. Joseph Pettine and team.

**FOR MORE HORRIFYING AUDIO THEATRICS, CHECK OUT "TALES FROM APOCRYPHA" - OUR NEWEST NARRATIVE OFFERING** Directed by Marissa Pona. Written by Joseph Pettine & Mary Englehart. Performed by Dan Pona, Mike McSulla, Catie Moyer, and Jacki Giorgianni. Sound Design by Mary Englehart & Marissa Pona. Please visit and support http://darkhillsevents.com/ - trust us...it's a scream.