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Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com

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Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com

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English


Episodes
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Intrigue Among Vampires - Preview

4/30/2024
A PREVIEW of the latest novel in the Elder's of the Paper Flower Consortium - Intrigue Among Vampires! After a short introduction, Loretta reads Chapter 20 of Intrigue Among Vampires which is Pascaline's transformation. Intro and Outro Music by Evan Witt www.wittynotes.com Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:08:58

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PFC Episode 28 Stop Summoning Demons!

1/26/2024
Lady Loretta recounts the gruesome fate of Initiate Ben and his two friends who dared play with the demonic forces. Ben's hubris unleashed the malevolent spirit of Harold Taylor, a demon with a very large appetite. The consequences of which are more horrifying than they could have ever imagined as are the consequences of anyone who thinks they can control a demon. Written and performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Norma performed by Stevie Rae Causey Initiate Troy performed by Dennis Roberts Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects: Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:21:06

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PFC Episode 27: A New Hunter

9/19/2023
Lady Loretta gives a warning to be vigilant as a friend of the coven, Liam Hemlock, has ran into a new vampire hunter while pursuing books in a Capital Hill bookstore. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. October's Topic: Do not eat Trick or Treaters! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti The Vampire, "Liam Hemlock" was named by Will during the Honor & Chivalry Among Vampires Kickstarter Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:22:21

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PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers

9/1/2023
Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:13:09

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PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers

8/25/2023
Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:13:09

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PFC Episode 25: Trapped

6/30/2023
Lady Loretta tells the terrifying tale of the Ancient Vampire Titus Maximus Valarie, an auger and bird lover who built a hut along a wetland that disappeared during the Cape Ann Earthquake. Trapped under the earth and unable to die, Titus's only option is to reach for freedom. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons! Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/ Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:26:39

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PFC Episode 24: Forgetting How to Vampire

5/31/2023
Lady Loretta tells a sad story of the exile of Ruth, a talented weaver and spinner. After a sickness ran through her village, she was accused of witchcraft and making a deal with the devil. She is accosted by the Witchhunter General and his assistant. Little does anyone know Ruth is a two-hundred-year-old vampire. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. June's topic is the fear of becoming trapped when starvation or thirst cannot kill you. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Sound Effects: Dark_Ambient_021.wav by Jalastram (Freesound Project/Attribution License) Soft Horror Piano Drone from Story Blocks Horror Pulsing Drone by Gerainsan (Freesound Project/Creative Commons License) Support the show on the Patreon Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:31:03

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PFC Episode 23: The Problem with Children

4/24/2023
Lady Loretta describes why the rules of no children in residence apply to vampires of the coven by telling the story of Andrew Farrow, the Senior, and his son, Andrew Junior, of the tragedy that unfolded in their Mississippi home back in the 1980s. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com. May's topic is Forgetting how to Vampire (or People) Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Soft Horror Piano Drone from Story Blocks. Support the show on the Patreon Kickstarter for Honor And Chivalry Among Vampires is going on between April 4th and May 1st: If you want an illustrated hardback copy, then go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/129641212/honor-and-chivalry-among-vampires Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:37:32

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PFC Episode 22: Conquering our Obsession Natures

3/1/2023
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of knowing one's own weakness and overcoming our obsessions. She also tells a story which she was told in 1843 of the vampire Aodhan Fitzgerald, a pig farmer, who fell in love with another farmer, John Doyle to his own misfortune. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show by donating to our patreon. Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:28:23

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PFC Episode 21: For the Love of Meat

10/31/2022
Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of the meat industry to the modern vampire coven. She also tells a story in 1931 when during the Great Depression the coven hunted and ate their last human victim and how the meat was divided and the total yields. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show by donating to our patreon. Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:18:32

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PFC Episode 20: The Value of Patience

10/29/2021
In the Season 1 Finale, Loretta Onfoy delivers some unfortunate news. Initiate Ellen has failed the initiation program. In this cautionary lesson, she explains how Ellen decided to summon the demon, Harold Taylor, rather than wait to complete the initation program and how Harold Taylor decided to eat Ellen rather than be bound to her will. Written and preformed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Initiate Ellen ... Jennifer Brozek MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com From Storyblocks: Suspense Horror Cole | Ambient Ethereal Tension Riser, Hanley | Into The Deep Skalsky Other Sounds Effects: From Storyblocks A horse eating hay Slurps-2 Body fall on wood-floor Muddy Water Splash FreeSound|CC0| Banging Chair Sliding on Floor Girl Screaming Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:21:52

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PFC Episode 19: The Importance of Forgiveness

7/16/2021
Loretta discusses and explains why Agata chose to forgive Gaius after what he did to her back in 1509 which benefited both the Paper Flower Consortium and Gaius's Legion and even France. Warning: Suggested Violence on Women, Forgiving unforgivable crimes, and discussion of age of consent For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Sound Effects Soft Horror Piano Drone, Cole, StoryBlocks Horse Eating Hay, StoryBlocks Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:26:03

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PFC Episode 18: Interspecies Kin

5/14/2021
Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses werewolf and vampire relationships and tells the story of the ill-fated Amise, 5th born of Sister Sophie who wandered with the horde for decades until she met a werewolf name Timeo. The two shared a lifetime of love. Warning: Child vampires For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:26:39

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PFC Bonus Episode 6: An Examination of old and new Or What would Dracula do?

4/1/2021
Examination of the Old and New (Or What Would Dracula do?) Fourteen-year-old Norma has found a home with her vampire grandpa, Derrik, his wife and their enthalled humans in the Paper Flower Consortium, yet as the old new year approaches, she faces an examination from ancient vampires to ascertain if she's worthy of eternal existence. Warning: Mild Gore and Violence CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey Derrik Miller ... Evan Witt Pascaline Fabron Aubinet Miller ... Gretchen SB Loretta Fabron Onfoy ... Elizabeth Guizzetti Mrs. Washington ... Jennifer Brozek Ona...Nikki Burton Augustus ... Ronnie Mason Simon/Ezra... Dennis Roberts Marcus / Oskar...Adam Watson MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com Background Music: From Pond 5: Waltz in AB "Farewell" Chopin | From Storyblocks: Breath, Eyes, Memory Meditation |Suspense Horror & Soft Horror Piano Drone, Cole | Daylight Savings Time | Ambient Ethereal Tension Riser, Hanley Other Sounds Effects: From Storyblocks Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:53:10

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PFC Episode 17: Loss of Reflection

2/19/2021
Lady Loretta explains how vampires learn to groom themselves without a reflection and the story of Tabitha who suddenly missed seeing herself and who sought clarity and failed to find it on Mount Rainier. Warning: Never go on a mountain unprepared For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Sound Effect: Soft Horror Piano Drone by Bobby Cole | Royalty Free License | Story Blocks Heart Beat Slow | Royalty Free License | Story Blocks Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:27:23

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PFC Episode 16: Vampires Make Ghastly Pets

1/22/2021
Loretta discusses why vampires must not turn their animal companions into vampires and warns what will happen to those who do. She tells of the fate of two vampiric war horses, Nix and Fidelles and a beloved sheepdog, Dash. Warning: Animal Injury/Death, Animal Vampires For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:26:53

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PFC Bonus Episode 5: Transformative Holiday Traditions

12/18/2020
Everyone wants to know how vampires celebrate Christmas! Loretta tells the story of the teenaged vampire, Norma. In a series of small kindnesses, her vampire grandpa reachs her by celebrating "modern Christmas Merriments." CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey, Derrik ... Evan Witt, Pascaline ... Gretchen SB, Agata ... Jennifer Brozek , Jeffery ... Ronnie Mason, Loretta ... Elizabeth Guizzetti, Sydella, Usher, & Operator... Nikki Burton MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com Background Music: Waltz in AB "Farewell" & Rondo by Chopin| Deck the Halls, Cole| 12 Days of Christmas, Holden|God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Robuck, Lamburt| Christmas Waltz, Mcquillan| Ding Dong Merrily on High, Riley Other Sounds: Dark Ambient - 021, Jalastra| Antique Wall Clock, Staget| Kitchen, Psykophobia| Sleighbells, SE2001| Pavement, JohnsonBrandEditing| Cars by Joanaa_00| Heart by frantramp| Shopping Street Ambiance by Sphion| Ho Ho Hooo & Merry Christmas &Happy New Year, Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:01:06:09

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PFC Episode 15: Guests in Room 014 of the Night Owl

12/4/2020
In this farcical retelling of hopsitality industy horror story, Loretta explains the importance of manners and describes a terribly rude vampire and his enthralled humans who stayed at the Paper Flower Consortium's Night Owl Extended Stay Hotel . Courtney, 3rd Born of Charles, found themself in the middle of a feud between hotel guests: a ghost from the 18th century who wanted to duel a vampire, because the vampire's enthralled human insulted his lady. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:25:36

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PFC Episode 14: Rebound Girl

11/20/2020
Loretta Fabron Onfoy tells the story of Haley Avaedo, her youngest offspring. After the loss of her lover, Haley went to a human-mostly party where she became a victim of oppertunity to a smooth talking vampire hunter. TW: Vaping/Strangers Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sounds from Free Sound: Girl Screaming by Sarahpetsee | License: Creative Commons 0 Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0 Electronic music loop M1 by fankum | License: Creative Commons 0 Party background chatter real 1.wav by dbspin | License: Creative Commons 0 Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:21:17

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PFC (Bonus Episode 4): Halloween Special Apparition of a Terrier

10/23/2020
A DRAMATIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!! Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy reads from the diary of Norma Mae Rollins, December 5th, 1951. Norma is now safe from William, well-fed, warm, and educated via a private tutor, but existence with her vampire-grandpa, Derrik, is quite lonely, especially when Pascaline isn't around. After her lesson, she wanders the streets of Georgetown in the small hours before dawn. She hears a sorrowful cry which mimics her own pain and rescues a ghost dog. Thinking she might have a friend, she brings it home, not knowing the danger ghosts pose to vampires. Warning: This episode is safe for most. Mild gore and descriptions of intense sadness, loneliness, and self-hatred. Cast: Norma Mae Rollins voiced by Stevie Rae Causey Derrik Miller voiced by Evan Witt Lady Agata voiced by Jennifer Brozek Ghost #1 and Workman #2 voiced by Dennis Roberts Mother Singing voiced by Nikki Burton Workman #1, Ghost #2 and Lady Loretta voiced by Elizabeth Guizzetti Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects: Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0 Beagle Howling.wav by frontiersoundfx | License: Creative Commons 0 (Note: No animals were harmed making the sound. Beagle howls on cue.) DoorCreak.wav by 0XMUSEX0 | License: Creative Commons 0 Crying newborn baby child 2.WAV by the_yura | License: Creative Commons 0 Support the Show. Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

Duration:00:29:46