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Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a bi-weekly podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian, in hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. UPDATED FIRST & THIRD FRIDAY OF THE MONTH!Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com

Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a bi-weekly podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian, in hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. UPDATED FIRST & THIRD FRIDAY OF THE MONTH!Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com

Location:

United States

Description:

Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a bi-weekly podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian, in hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. UPDATED FIRST & THIRD FRIDAY OF THE MONTH!Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com

Language:

English


Episodes

PFC Bonus Episode 5: Transformative Holiday Traditions

12/18/2020
Everyone wants to know how vampires celebrate Christmas! Loretta tells the story of the teenaged vampire, Norma. In a series of small kindnesses, her vampire grandpa reachs her by celebrating "modern Christmas Merriments." CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey, Derrik ... Evan Witt, Pascaline ... Gretchen SB, Agata ... Jennifer Brozek , Jeffery ... Ronnie Mason, Loretta ... Elizabeth Guizzetti, Sydella, Usher, & Operator... Nikki Burton MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt....

Duration:01:06:09

PFC Episode 15: Guests in Room 014 of the Night Owl

12/4/2020
In this farcical retelling of hopsitality industy horror story, Loretta explains the importance of manners and describes a terribly rude vampire and his enthralled humans who stayed at the Paper Flower Consortium's Night Owl Extended Stay Hotel . Courtney, 3rd Born of Charles, found themself in the middle of a feud between hotel guests: a ghost from the 18th century who wanted to duel a vampire, because the vampire's enthralled human insulted his lady. Written and Performed by Elizabeth...

Duration:00:25:36

PFC Episode 14: Rebound Girl

11/20/2020
Loretta Fabron Onfoy tells the story of Haley Avaedo, her youngest offspring. After the loss of her lover, Haley went to a human-mostly party where she became a victim of oppertunity to a smooth talking vampire hunter. TW: Vaping/Strangers Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and Closing music:...

Duration:00:21:17

PFC (Bonus Episode 4): Halloween Special Apparition of a Terrier

10/23/2020
A DRAMATIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!! Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy reads from the diary of Norma Mae Rollins, December 5th, 1951. Norma is now safe from William, well-fed, warm, and educated via a private tutor, but existence with her vampire-grandpa, Derrik, is quite lonely, especially when Pascaline isn't around. After her lesson, she wanders the streets of Georgetown in the small hours before dawn. She hears a sorrowful cry which mimics her own pain and rescues...

Duration:00:29:46

PFC Episode 13 Unburied Undead

9/25/2020
Tonight, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses why vampires carry the earth of their homeland or more specifically their homes with them. She then tells the story of Laurence Roch's first home: the little cabin at Fort Vancouver, (at that time Oregon Territory) which he shared with his wife, Suzan. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at...

Duration:00:36:08

PFC Episode 12: Home to a Vampire

9/4/2020
This time, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses the benefits to a vampire of living in a well-maintained vampire coven then she tells the history of how the buildings on coven property were built over the past 150 years. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt....

Duration:00:19:04

PFC Episode 11: Importance of a Varied Diet

8/21/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of a varied diet to the vampire and why it is a bad idea to rely solely upon humans for food. She tells the history of how the vampire, now known as Marcus G. Faccio, crossed the Atlantic when he was thrown overboard on his way to America. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium...

Duration:00:28:12

PFC (Bonus Episode 3): Lies of the Creator Part 2

8/1/2020
Loretta reads from Norma's diary in her first night in the coven with Bai Xiao, Derrik Miller, and Derrik's enthralled human, Mary Donovan. For a girl who grew up on monster movies, real vampires are a little disappointing--especially since now she is one. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening...

Duration:00:33:06

PFC Episode 10: Perpetual Reinvention

8/1/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of employment to the vampire and the hardships of staying current with language and technology, along with the re-education fund. She tells the story of her First Born, Bai Xiao, a candy maker who once worked in his parents herbery, became a vampire, a translator, and then a system administrator. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit...

Duration:00:21:04

PFC (Bonus Episode 2): Lies of the Creator Part 1

8/1/2020
Loretta describes how the coven discovered Derrik had lied to them about who Norma was only after William called the coven on the night of August 1st, 1951. And in saddness they learned William's desire to live as a monster rather than a vampire. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and Closing...

Duration:00:33:05

PFC Episode 9 : Love and Marriage Eternal

7/17/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains vampire love and sexuality. As vampires were once humans of all sexualities, all sexualities are welcome in the coven. Sorry, there is no such thing as alpha vampires! Loretta, then, recalls the sadness and loss which led her sister, Pascaline, and she to become vampires, debut in the court of King Louis XIV, and how one day at Versailles in early spring, Loretta met Charles Onfoy, the man who she would marry and has been...

Duration:00:36:57

PFC Episode 8: Death and Taxes

7/3/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains how important it is that a vampire remains on the right side of tax law and recalls a story set in 1956 about a vampire who tried to do right and an IRS agent who sought out vampires. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and...

Duration:00:27:50

PFC (Bonus Episode 1): Subject 073

6/20/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, recalls the summer which William T. Caruso, grief-stricken by the loss of his human son, murdered over one hundred people in his experiments. She reads from his journal on June 21, 1951, the night he accidentally created an under-age vampire, Norma Mae Rollins, and claimed her as his daughter. Content Warning: Assult and Physical Abuse by a "Parent" to a Teenager. Also mentions of vampires murdering and hurting people. Written and...

Duration:00:29:21

PFC Episode 7: Crosses and Coffins

6/18/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes false and true weakness myths of the vampire. The sun can kill a vampire, but not instantly, crosses and other religious relics hold no power of the vampire, but coffins and earth are a necessity. Then she reads from the journal of Jakub Banquier and how he and Lady Agata learn about the sleep of the dead plus a little hint about how hard it actually is to kill a vampire in 1512. Written and Performed by Elizabeth...

Duration:00:28:21

PFC Episode 6: From an Inkling

6/5/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes telepathy and the rebirth of her brother-in-law, Derrik Miller, the second son of Jakub, almost chose final death after his transformation when he was "gifted" with telepathy. . Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music: Opening and Closing...

Duration:00:28:08

PFC Episode 5: Unanticipated Clairvoyance

5/15/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes how her 5th born, Marion Betsy Crabtree, came to the coven in 1969. A police officer, she desired the vampire gift of mesmerism but ended up with clairvoyance. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or info@paperflowerconsortium.com Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music:...

Duration:00:35:47

PFC Episode 4: Unknown Talent

4/27/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes the day in which Agata broke her self-imposed quarantine to help a new mother deliver a baby and discovered she has the gift of mesmerism. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at:...

Duration:00:24:37

PFC Episode 3: The Chase

4/9/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes an encounter between Derrik Miller and Alice Monroe with a vampire hunter during the Great Seattle Fire. Additionally, she offers some trivia from Seattle's past and answers why the coven tends to pay off vampire hunters. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information please visit: http://elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan...

Duration:00:30:39

PFC Episode 2: Happy Hour

3/30/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes why vampires need enthralled humans and reads the statement of a coven thrall, Sophia Shumaker. She answers a few questions about being a thrall. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information please visit: http://elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium Music and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com Sound Effects: Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License:...

Duration:00:24:10

PFC Episode 1: Failure to Thrive

3/22/2020
Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes the initiation requirements to become a vampire and relates a story from 1903 a vampire, Walter Davidson, fails to thrive after a seemingly successful transformation. She answers a few questions about the initiation program. This program was sponsored by the PFC's very own: Photos Ever More. Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti For more information please visit:...

Duration:00:21:08