Profiles In Eccentricity

This episode the lads dine once again on their favorite clips from movies, PSA albums, wrestling promos, and, of course, porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Matt concludes the history of watching people walk as a sporting event, entertainment’s equivalent of eating Corn Flakes to avoid masturbating. We see gender and color barriers get shattered in the sport and old heroes fall and resurrected. John freaks out for a minute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Matt takes us to the 1800's and shows us the sport of Pedestrianism, where as many as 80,000 people would crowd around to see men and women walk hundreds of miles around a roller rink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the finale of our first three part Profile, Erik Hanussen gets intimately close with Hitler, Nazi underlings grow suspicious, startling predictions about the future are unveiled, and Wolf Von Hellstrom begins to circle his prey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Aaron continues the saga of the mystic/con man that ended up in the heart of the Third Reich. In Part Two of our first three parter, Erik works corpse duty during WWI and uses dead soldiers’ names, fucks up everything except charming people, goes AWOL to perform for royalty, and meets Wolf Von. Helldorf, who will lead him to Adolf Hitler. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Aaron tells the tale of the boy who would grow up to be Adolf Hitler’s personal clairvoyant. Hear about his premonitions of disaster, running away with the circus, outwitting con artists, starting fires, and helping his father commit suicide with a table! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week John tells the tale of a closeted wanna-be cop and pseudo Nazi turned openly gay armed robber that stole $2 million and bankrolled one of the most expensive gay porn movies ever created. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week John brings the lads tales of a war deserter hiding in a pig sty, aerial stunts in a Nissan in Florida, and a man pretending to be Joe Montana before getting into the Cherry Sisters, vaudevillian performers who constantly sold out shows because audio yes violently hated them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week guest Joe Kaye shares the saga of Valerie Solanas, the woman who wrote the play, “Up Your Ass,” and “The SCUM Manifesto,” launched militant 2nd wave feminism, and attempted to kill Andy Warhol! This one is a blast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Aaron kicks off with a childhood-era pee-themed clip, Matt follows with a news story about a man with a nine day erection, and John dives into the story of a woman that jerked off dolphins while attempting to teach then to speak in a 1960’s NASA-funded experiment! It’s the dumbest episode yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we wrap up the saga of swindler and faux doctor John Brinkley who promised cuck patients virility though goat testicle transplants and find out how his latter years spawned huge strides in radio innovation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Matt kicks off another two part Profile with the story of faux doctor swindler John R. Brinkley, who convinced early 20th century cucks that the answer to their impotence was goat balls placed within their own balls surgically. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week a preview of a new series on the Profiles Patreon: Aaron breaks down everything about one of his favorite movies, "The Terminator," from Cameron's concept through Arnold's execution. Also, Matt has something really gross. Check out our Patreon for more Aaron Explains and other irregular Profiles episodes. www.patreon.com/profilesineccentricity Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Profiles each lad once again brings a wee bit for a 3 way love fest! Aaron tells of a 19th century prostitute who used steak creatively. John meditates on cosmonaut tragedy and sacrifice and Matt brings us to the island that cocaine changed dramatically! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, John throws out three Victorian era British brats whose wealth allowed them to go off the deep end. These creeps are dressing their dogs in uniforms, building underground tunnels, riding bears into parties, writing books about eating acorns, riding horseback through hotel windows, and drinking eight bottles of wine a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Matt lights the fire by exposing John and Aaron to a new foot fetish sex toy. Then John shares some rumors about the science of swallowing before getting into the story of the little Latvian man who inexplicably built an open air limestone castle, moving millions of pounds alone at night in tribute to a woman who wanted nothing to do with the guy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Matt delves into the hilarious and savage criminal underworld inhabited by infamous criminal “Chopper” Read. Get yourself a nice bottle of Ouzo and get ready to lose a few feet of intestine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week John opens up with a very porny episode of “Intervention” before going into the legacy of the early 90’s hate periodical, ANSWER ME! Magazine, which interviewed rap groups, KKK members, and NAMBLA officials, profiled suicide victims, and wrote endless essays attacking humanity before the hateful duo behind the writings succumbed to bitter ends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode John shares the story of a neo-nazi biker gang whose members were half undercover ATF agents, the story of a WW2 SS unit that committed such heinous atrocities that even the Nazi leadership was appalled, and the Norwegian phenomenon of preceding doppelgängers that show up before their real life counterpart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode gets way out of hand. Matt brings the epic story of a French swordswoman’s journey through European aristocracy and illegal duels with dudes. Aaron brings the online incel community’s belief that women are turning to dogs for sex and John brings the saga of the promotion that had fake versions of the Zombies, Animals, and Archies on tour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices