Florida Man News

Florida Man flogs a cop with a flying frankfurter. Florida Woman was a post-Soviet spin doctor, but now she peddles propaganda for a different dictator. Florida Man drops trou while evading arrest. And, Florida Man’s escape is thwarted by a defective jetski. Plus Florida Man Trivia, and much, much more! Listen in... Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Florida Man Accused of Stealing Vehicle, Driving to Space...

Florida Man gets busted trying a unique ride home--or maybe it wasn't so unique. Florida Woman showers her sleeping husband with golden grossness. Florida Man slaps a 7-Eleven store staffer with a sticky slurpee. And, Florida Man molests the toilets to protest his arrest. Plus Florida Man Trivia, and much, much more! Listen in... Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Florida Woman Busted For Nautical...

Florida Man was a major league monkey merchant. Florida Woman slung a synthetic serpent at a snooping spook. Florida Man’s NFT was DOA; now he’s SOL. And, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between a breaking bottle and a gunshot. Good thing he's a deputy! Plus Florida Man Trivia, and much, much more! Listen in... Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Florida Man Breaks Beer Bottle Over His Head, Gets Shot...

Florida Man stabs a student over a stolen strudel. Florida Woman fails the wardrobe section of the bar exam. Florida Man gets galled at a golf game and punches his partner's pate. And, Florida Man takes a poop on his neighbor’s stoop. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more! Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Florida Man Bitten By Seven-Foot Alligator in Middle of the Night, from Newsweek Link:...

Florida Man gives toll booth workers a tip. Florida Woman isn’t dead, yet. Florida Man does some creative landscaping. And, Florida Man gets really honest with the police. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more! Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Florida Man Arrested for Indecent Exposure After Driving Naked Through 7 Toll Booths, from Newsweek Link: Police Officer Catches Copulating Couple, Picks...

Florida Man plays a super realistic version of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out. Florida Women get into a drunken brawl. Florida Man hacks a fast pass, but now lacks access. And, an interview with a Classic Rock superstar who has a new song about Florida Man. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more! Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Joel on Horses In The Morning on Horse Radio Network Link: Florida Man Used a...

Florida Man Finds a Fishy Floater. Florida Women Spike Some Salad, Stoning Celebrators. Florida Man Took Tons of Tickets and Came Back for Cash. And, Florida Man Planted Plantains in a Problem Pothole. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more! Listen in... Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Florida Women: Bride, Caterer Spiked Food With Pot, from The Smoking Gun Link: Florida Man Homeowner Yells At...

Florida Man finds an alternative use for a pickle. Florida Woman tries to be the friendliest person in the neighborhood. Florida Man has a unique prison pocket. And, Florida Man sought a sexy skimming strategy, but sleuths spotted the scheme. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more! Listen in... Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Naked Florida Woman, 42, Busted For Skinny-Dipping In Stranger's Pool,...

Florida Man accidentally bought a half-million gallons of water. Florida Woman challenges the “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service” sign. Florida Man promoted a petition to rebrand a county from a confederate commander to a karate king. And, Florida Man ogled Church Lady. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more! Listen in... Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Link: Only In Florida: Iguana Found Thrashing Around...

Enjoy this sizzle reel of comedian, Joel Lounds, reporting on "The Worst Headlines from the Sunshine State"! Florida Man News is your source for breaking news of America’s favorite delinquent. Catch these intro clips from his first news report, including: Wretched Reptile Wrecks Resident’s Restroom Respite; No Shoes, No Pants, No Service News, and Lambo Thief versus Scooter--just a TASTE of the Florida man news stories Joel's bringing you for your entertainment on Episode 1! (And, if you...

The infamous “Florida Man” headline is no joke. Seriously, there are some dumb people living in the retirement capital of the U.S. Florida Man News is your source for breaking news of America’s favorite delinquent. Comedian Joel Lounds takes a satirical approach to some of the most ridiculous events that could only happen in the Sunshine State. Guest (New FPN Host!): Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL Host and Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer Guest...