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Episode XXIV: The Greatest Wrestling Promo Ever

Well let me tell you this brother, The Conquistabores are back and they're here to talk about wrestling promos! Tell em, nameless narrator! Thats right, we've been wining and dining with kings and queens and sleeping in alleys eating beans, all to find you the very best wrestling promo. And by you, I mean everyone. But of course, we first have to decide what a promo is and then stop Al from mentioning The Bushwhackers every few minutes so, in many ways, it's a pretty regular. After you’ve...


Episode XXI: WWF No Mercy 1999

Happy New Year! Yes, this podcast is a good month (or two late) which is entirely the fault of Phil thanks to a combination of illness, laziness and Christmasness. Also, he only appears for a short while in this show before his router went the way of Jeff Hardy at the end of TLC II. Speaking of which, the remaining Conquistabores spend this show talking about the WWE pay per view No Mercy 1999 which contained the first Tag Team Ladder match between Edge and Christian and The Hardys. Euan,...


The Conquistabores Episode XX: Starrcade ’83 – A Flair For The Gold

Yes! We’re late; we’ve overcome computers dying, illness, ill timed birthdays and returns from school trips. None of that has stopped The Conquistabores though! And this week we’ve gone back to the beginning (ish) as we take on Starrcade 1983 A Flair For The Gold! That’s right, we’re talking closed circuit TV, no ring entrances […]


Episode XIX: The Greatest Video Game Challenge

It’s the type of episode that could tear the podcast in two! Or four, even. That’s right, it’s our next roundtable episode where The Conquistabores sit down to decide something and this time it’s to decide just what is The Greatest Wrestling Video Game Ever! Oh yeah, we’re not fooling around with this one! Cam, Euan, Phil and Geordie Al are breaking out the controllers and the multitaps and sorting out the Fire Pros from the Backyard Wrestlings. Can they actual come to a decision that...


Episode XVIII: WCW WrestleWar 1992

Deep in the heart of the Conquistabores, hidden behind secret doors and buried in the casket the Undertaker built for Kamala, is a secret tome that contains the Do’s and Don’ts of The Conquistabores. And right up at the top, even before “Kayfabe, brother”, the Number One Rule is “Never Go Back To Back WCW”. Well, rules were made to be broken so thats just what we’ve done as we go to WAR with WCW WrestleWar 1992. Yes, we’re talking two rings, ten wrestlers, a pinch of logic and a whole heap...


Episode XV: WrestleMania V

After the unpleasantness of the last show, what better way to bring the Conquistaboys back together than buy going back to their roots with a WWF pay per view from the golden era? Thats right, it's back to 1989 and Trump Plaza where Strike Force will explode! Wait, sorry, where the Mega Powers will explode! We're talking Monsoon and Ventura on the mics, Pre-Modell Martel and way too many people without their proper music. It's perfect Conquistabores territory, assuming of course that there...


Episode XIV - The Greatest Tag Team Challenge

Join us for quite possibly the most divisive Conquistabores Four Way Battle Royale of all time! This week, Cam, Euan, Phil and Geordie Al come together to pick who they believe to be the greatest tag team OF ALL TIME. Yep, it's a tag team special so expect arguments, political chicanery and what may well turn out to be the most shocking end to an episode of the Conquistabores ever. And I mean, ever. If you like the show (and you won't by the time you finish this one) please leave us a...


Prime Time Conquistabores: NXT Takeover London

Say what? Where's Euan? Al? Why is there only Cameron and Phil? Well. Due to various scheduling SNAFUs the latest full episode of The Conquistabores hasn't been recorded. So, instead of keeping you good folks waiting, me and Cameron thought that we'd record a short little episode to fill the gap. A recording that ended up going just as long as one of the regular shows. Anyway, in this inaugural episode of Prime Time Conquistabores Cameron and Phil chew over the bones of the recent NXT...


Episode II: King of The Ring 1993

We’re back for round two! If they had rounds in US Pro Wrestling! But no matter, as the full compliment of Conquistabores is right here ON THE INTERNET as Euan Taylor has now decided to join Cameron, Phil and Geordie Al to talk about The King of The Ring ’93! That’s right, the first-ever-inaugural-never-before seen event to crown the first ever-no-really-there-has-never-been-anyone-else King of The Ring! And a cracking show it is as well, and if you agree feel free to drop us a rating...