Cereal Killers
iHeart Podcast Network
Two guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!
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Location:
United States
Genres:
Food & Cooking Podcasts
Networks:
iHeart Podcast Network
Description:
Two guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Twitter:
@cerealkillerspc
Language:
English
Episodes
Had To Have It!
3/2/2026
Everyone around here is so impatient, and always ripping into packages before we try them on the show! Today, we'll try 3 that are already open. First up, the latest Special K from Kellogg's that Elvis had to have before us...Baked Cinnamon Crunch! Then some granola that Diamond insisted on trying, Simply Elizabeth's Vanilla Chocolate Chip. Finally, a box Andrew tore open weeks ago...generic Frosted Bite-Sized Shredded Wheat from Tops.
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Duration:00:15:54
Bowl Chat - And We're Back!
2/27/2026
Scotty talks about his vacation woes and Andy is back from the SOBEWFF!
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Duration:00:33:51
Holy Corn Flakes!
2/23/2026
Thanks to both Farmer Matt and General Mills, today we try Strawberry Lucky Charms with Galactic Marshmallows! Then we tear open a bag of Italian Corn Flakes that Andy's parents purchased as a celebration after they met the Pope. And...we'll try another bag of granola from Timonium!
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Duration:00:16:56
Mother Knows Best
2/16/2026
Today we will try the new Mott's Apple Cinnamon Cereal from General Mills! Andrew thinks it's giving Kix...let's be real...Andy thinks Kix is the base for all cereals. Then we'll check out a generic Raisin Bran "Crunchy", and Mom returns with her best attempt at fruity loops.
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Duration:00:16:14
There's A New Sheriff In Town!
2/9/2026
Today, the newly appointed sheriff Andy deputizes Scotty and the Cap'n makes an appearance with a new mystery flavor that should be buried at sea! Then love takes over as a slightly tinkered with Strawberry Chocolate Special K pours into our bowls, and another Lovebird cereal that should probably take flight.
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Duration:00:20:26
The Open Box Episode
2/2/2026
Every cereal today has been previously opened and eaten by someone else at this friggin' place! We'll try the torn open box of the new Dark Chocolate Reese's Puffs, most likely provided by our friends at General Mills. Then we get to the unproperly opened box of Cocoa Crisps that Diamond just had to try before us. Then, our pal Matt sent us some Kind Banana Peanut Butter Chocolate granola that Nate desperately needed for his yogurt before we got to check it out.
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Duration:00:18:17
Oh, Bloody Hell!
1/26/2026
Andy is out sucking blood, so we thank Danielle for sitting in today! We're going to try TWO new cereals today, at her request. First, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Peanut Butter. Then we'll try a dud from Bob, some Wegman's shredded wheat, and the bonus box is... the new Squishmallows Spring Vibes!
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Duration:00:17:43
Mountain Men
1/19/2026
Today we will try the latest Spongebob Squarepants cereal...Kelpo! Then another here today, gone tomorrow protein cereal, and some granola with blueberries that is good to eat until 2055!!!
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Duration:00:14:53
Oh-Oh-Ohs
1/12/2026
It's all O's today as we try the all-new, very exciting Confetti Cheerios! OK...some of those are limited edition hearts...but mostly O's! Then our listener Matt points out we missed these interesting Froot Loops, and then we'll fill the third O with Millville's Honey Nut Crispy Oats.
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Duration:00:18:34
Fun Bags
1/5/2026
Today, everything we try are in bags! That means an all-granola episode...and they are all brands that started by making cereal. Magic Spoon, Three Wishes, and Honey Bunches Of Oats.
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Duration:00:15:27
Washed Up Porn Guy Gets A New Job
12/29/2025
Come along with us as we try Frosted Flakes from WalMart, Toasted Oats from Tops, and Magic Spoon's Blueberry Muffin...hocked by a strange mustached man with his octopus.
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Duration:00:20:31
Technically New, Technically Not
12/22/2025
Today we will try the re-release of Banana Caramel Cheerios. Will this limited run score the same as last time? Then we will go ham on some Piggly Wiggly Rainbow Circles, and quite the disappointment from Brad.
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Duration:00:16:28
Barney! My Pebbles!
12/15/2025
Today we will try a variation of the limited edition WinterFest Pebbles...this year with Marshmallows! Then some more granola from our good pal Bob, and Breaking News! Andrew bought something for us to try!!! It's an interesting granola from Kodiak...protein packed!
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Duration:00:16:07
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
12/8/2025
...and Scrappy too! It's the new Scooby Doo (again) cereal from Kellogg's! After that, we'll get on some organic wannabe Lucky Charms, then another store brand of Blueberry Shredded Wheat.
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Duration:00:24:02
Bowl Chat - A Little Late But Still a Bowl Chat
12/3/2025
Andrew didn't upload this on it's scheduled date but enjoy a Bowl Chat nonetheless!
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Duration:00:25:32
Yabba Dabba Delicious!!!
12/1/2025
Today we finally get to reveal the new Pebbles Cereal...Cinnamon Pebbles!!! It does not disappoint! Then...one that does. The $32 Christmas Morning Cereal from Dominique Asnel...let's just say, cereal shouldn't taste like pork. And finally, some delightful seasonal granola from Michele.
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Duration:00:18:34
Mostly Thankful
11/24/2025
Today we will try the new limited edition Sugar Cookie Honey Bunches Of Oats, then a Kashi that we surprisingly never tried before, and a sadly underwhelming international Weetabix from our pal Cubby.
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Duration:00:20:40
Brown Noser
11/17/2025
Today we will try the brand new Cocoa Loops! Although, Scotty is confused why fruity Toucan Sam is hocking this one. Then, store brand frosted mini wheats from Aldi, and a pistachio-lemony granola from Michele's.
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Duration:00:21:18
Bowl Chat - Much to Do About Nothing
11/12/2025
Andrew tries to talk, Scotty loves to interrupt.
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Duration:00:26:46
Tastes Like Shelf
11/10/2025
In this episode, we'll try the new Grinch Cereal from General Mills! The next 2 are listener provided...a cute little black & wite duck from Russia, and some pillows we'd rather sleep on.
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Duration:00:23:28