Cane & Corey

Being nice these days? Apparently it comes with a severance package… because layoff, she was just being motherly nice. 😅 We’re running through a whole list of “wow, we’re old” moments—and yes, you’ll relate way harder than you want to admit. And Jai loses again… this time to Cousin Rick . PLUS MUCH MORE

We dig deep into the things that went deep in the back door in 2025....how does one put a baseball in there?! Cane rode 23 rides in two days...is officially a part of the Mickey Mouse Club AND it's the return of Utter Nonsense....Jai got his highest score yet! PLUS much more!

Best Friend Russ and Cousin Rick join the show making it more twisted than it already is. From Butt Hurt to "Tool or Rule", we have a celebration of the Christmas kind!

We genuinely did not know a color could be that dark. At this point, the government should bottle it, classify it, and use it for national defense. Also—important medical update—smelling your own farts is actually good for you. Science said so. Probably. And whatever you do, never eat anything sugar-free before a major life event (weddings, funerals, court dates, space launches), because it will fling open the intestinal gates like Helm’s Deep. PLUS much more wisdom no one asked for, but everyone desperately needed.

Cane had a near-death experience and has returned with a fresh zest for life… which is adorable, and also something we’ll be taking bets on. Also: it’s an escalator. It has one job. Stand there. Let it do the math. YOU IDIOT! But hey—proof there are still good people in this world: someone stepped in, saved the day, and now he can finally retire. PLUS: so much more chaos, questionable decisions, and accidental heroism.

Is a slice of American history about to fade to black? Is MTV actually closing up shop?! Kevan Kenney drops in to spill the real MTV dirt—plus a whole lot more

We celebrate the life and pay tribute to our angel, Sister Robyn!

It’s “Free-for-All Friday,” and as usual the studio is crawling with our favorite lovable menaces. If you’ve ever wondered what childbirth really feels like, just try the “Butt Baby”—because nothing says love like heroically delivering a deluxe, emotionally supportive dump. We also dive into a round of “Real or Fake,” and trust me… that’s just the beginning!

We might not fully grasp DEI hiring… but whatever this is, it’s definitely the director’s cut. Best Friend Russ jumps in to bless us with yet another one of Cane’s legendary d-bag moments. Then we take a scenic detour down “What Terrible Things Did Supposedly Good People Do Once They Died?” boulevard… plus a whole lot more chaos!

The shenanigans hit an all-time high today. There is a real housekeeping competition happening—like, with actual competitors—and we are absolutely living for it. We also questioned some of the names people give their kids… and honestly, some of them need to just be sounded out. PLUS so much more chaos!

Cane makes a solid point — no band ever plays the hits at the top of the show unless they want everyone to beat traffic. We also dive into our favorite pastime: finding reasons to hate celebrities that everyone else worships. And Corey once again defends his daily bidet routine like it’s a religion. 💦 All that… and way too much more!

A guy just broke a world record for masturbating—nearly 10 hours straight. And get this: he said he beat his old record. Bro, that’s dedication… and chafing. Apparently, his girlfriend left him because his member was too big. Like, imagine being dumped for being overqualified. Don’t we all wish that’s why we got left? And in other news, Oprah released her list of “things nobody actually needs,” like glasses that don’t fog up while reading in the shower. Who the hell is reading in the shower?! If you’re doing that, I don’t think steam’s your biggest problem. Stay tuned — there’s so much more nonsense where that came from!

He got rejected from an Uber — the driver said the car had a “one passenger limit,” and apparently he counted as two. Meanwhile, middle school boys continue their undefeated streak against the WNBA. And Cane? He made the comeback of the century... only to lose in a tie-breaker that no one asked for. All that and way too much more!

It’s the Halloween Edition of the show — and yes, the boys actually put on costumes (pray for them). We’re breaking down what kind of Trick-or-Treater you are — are you the candy hoarder, the costume critic, or the one still using a pillowcase? Plus, we dive into the mysterious origins of that ridiculous viral “6-7” thing everyone won’t shut up about… and of course, MUCH MORE! (because our attention spans demanded it).

There’s a fine line when it comes to Halloween costumes — and this guy didn’t just cross it, he sprinted past it in platform boots and a white sheet. David Lee Roth, buddy, it’s time to hang up the spandex — especially after that “wardrobe malfunction” that revealed way more than your stage presence. Also: what your favorite Halloween candy says about you (spoiler: if it’s candy corn, we need to talk). All that and a whole lot more questionable decisions!

Oh, now that he’s doing it, you suddenly care — but when they did it, it was totally fine? Classic double standard. Also, how do you live on this planet for decades and still not know what a moose looks like?! And one more thing — is it ever okay to call an elderly person ‘senile’ to their face? We discuss… at our own risk. PLUS MUCH MORE!

We’re asking the real hard-hitting question: Is fandom gay? Like, if you proudly wear another man’s name on your back… is that just team spirit or something deeper? We also uncover the hidden meanings behind your favorite songs (yes, even Monster Mash isn’t safe), and play our favorite game: “Wrong Answers Only!” All that… and way too much more.

And Corey's got problems the Average Joe can't relate to.

It’s Jai’s birthday — so naturally, in true Cane and Corey fashion, they made it as ridiculous as humanly possible. Turns out most adults are still afraid of the dark (grow up… or at least buy a nightlight). Also, THEY'RE mad because he signed her album? Relax, Karen's, it’s not your business. All that chaos and so much more!

We took a dementia test—spoiler alert: the results were terrifying (and also explain a lot). Then, we explore the most lucrative careers for people who peaked in kindergarten. Plus, the return of “Fake News or Florida”—because let’s be honest, Florida is basically Area 51 with better beaches. AND that’s not even the weirdest part of this episode.