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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.
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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.




Episode 146: Bringing Blockbusters

We talk blockbusters and other movie magic in this episode, but first... SPAAAAAAACE NEEEEEWWWSSSS! Oh, and science and other stuff! 0:19:15 Donald trump wants a space force 0:25:08 Astronomers discover galaxies spin like clockwork 0:29:26 Matter Shift uses carbon nanotubes to do alchemy 0:35:44 Amazon Echo laughing creepily of its own volition. 0:43:06 Deadpool scheduling massive reshoots 0:47:03 Domino getting new standalone comic series written by Gail Simone 0:49:29 Classic Plastics...


Episode 145: Wormy No Worming!

Did you know one of Rem's many nicknames is "Uncle Wormy?" Well now you do! Just don't call him that in public. He'll make it weird. Hey, check out these stories and junk! 0:15:58 Dora the Explorer live action movie? 0:21:45 Kristen Wiig in talks to play Cheetah in Wonder Woman 2 0:29:53 Women's History Month 0:30:38 Facebook launches #shetalksgames, honoring women in the gaming industry. 0:42:07 Stan Lee suffering from pneumonia. 0:44:20 Thor Ragnarok blu ray teases that Marvel movies...


Episode 144: NOBODY, THAT'S WHO!

We bound headlong into another episode where we inexplicably talk about Rihanna turning 30 for the SEO! Oh, and there's all the rest of this stuff below! 0:02:01 Cortex Command 0:11:45 Innerspace 0:12:50 Headlander 0:16:25 Pokemon Crystal - Nuzlocke Challenge 0:22:27 Sharknado 6 - This time with more time travel! 0:26:10 Marvel's global market fortune reaches $14 billion + after Black Panther release. 0:31:46 Kids in trench coat Black Panther ruined the meme magic. 0:33:36 Tomb Raider...


Episode 143: Is Disney Ruining Star Wars for You?

Science and technology and Disney's Star Wars, oh my! We get back into the swing of stories with a wide gamut of tales for your nerd-holes! 0:13:17 Heavy Falcon rocket and Elon Musk 0:20:22 Canadian & Czech astroboffins say Elon's car will only last 1 million years instead of "a billion." 0:23:40 Solar Storms and their effects (for laymen, by laymen) 0:32:51 Mattel to release the Uno's successor: Dos. Yes, Dos. That's what I thought, too. 0:39:43 Old Spice makes 3.5e class called "The...


Episode 119: Viscount Me In, an Interview with Terry W Ervin II

Author and resident viscount Terry W Ervin II swings in for another glorious interview and a sneak peek into his new LitRPG novel Monsters, Maces, and Magic: Outpost (working title). We also discuss his most recent novel Thunder Wells as well as many other topics including processed meats, classic television, realism, accuracy, and relatable content in writing and so much more! https://youtu.be/RpW0B6fIJq8 Terry W Ervin II http://www.ervin-author.com Flankers Facebook Group...


Episode 142: Interview with Mr. Joshua Smith

Author Joshua Smith stops by and show that he ain't afraid of no Ogres! We talk about the trials of self-publishing then move on to his stories. Warm your feet by the fire and grab some cocoa, we're about to talk your ears off! Where to find Joshua Smith: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SagaDMW/ Amazon: [amazon template=iframe image2&asin=1520699964, B00HKREHPK, 0999059009] http://amzn.to/2H20EYA http://amzn.to/2ERpae5 http://amzn.to/2H17pd1 WHO SAYS KYLO IS COOL? Interested in writing...


Episode 141: Mandela Effect

We've got a great theme episode all about the Mandela Effect for your listening pleasure! Man, I love a good theme episode! https://twitter.com/sinbadbad/status/783083506662383616 REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE DUELING OGRES WERE GOOD? Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! bloggers@duelingogres.com CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME TEES!...


Episode 140: Instant Gratification, Sudden Disappointment

The show was rife with problems this week culminating in Rem losing his audio! We're full of disappointment, but we'll be back stronger next week and hopefully you'll still enjoy the show! 0:12:04 Mental Health - anxiety tip! 0:19:09 Robocop Dick Shoot-Out 0:21:54 New Robocop movie by original writer to replace RoboCop 2 & 3 in the cannon. 0:25:39 Inhumans looks to be having its death throws after just one season 0:35:09 Nintendo Labo: brilliant or a waste of money? Let us know your...


Episode 139: All Over the Map

We bring a lot of stuff this week and we're all over the map! Strap in for a wild ride! 0:12:08 There's a lake in Webster, Massachusetts with the longest name in the English language: Lake Chargagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaugg. 0:21:07 Babylon 5 on go90.com because you need more Sci-Fi. 0:23:45 Fuck-Shit of the Week - Star Wars: The Last Jedi Men's Rights Activist cut. 0:33:36 Leland Chee, the Star Wars continuity database administrator, states that one reason Disney didn't want to...


Episode 138: Man Whines About Being Sick - Story at 10

Listen, sometimes you just have to miss a week, get sick, record an episode, and get it out. It ain't always pretty, but it's functional! Check out this news! 0:08:43 World Health Organization on gaming addiction 0:23:00 Sailor Moon stage show in Paris celebrating Japonisme - 160 years of French and Japanese friendship 0:27:27 Obsidian's new title: Will Take Two force it to offer microtransactions? 0:33:33 The Legend of Bumbo by the creators of Super Meat Boy and The Binding of Isaac: Game...


Episode 137: Star Wars IRL?

Rem still hasn't seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but that won't stop the guys from dishing out could have beens for reasons and things! Want this to make any more sense? Then you'd better tune in, and fast! The content, all times a rough estimate: 0:16:44 - Star Wars: The Last Jedi impressions 0:24:33 - AMC Theatres Last Jedi warning (src: http://variety.com/2017/film/news/star-wars-the-last-jedi-amc-warning-silent-scene-1202648766/) 0:38:51 - Ex-government official "confirms" aliens via...



Break out that mistletoe and hang it where all can see! We share some interesting holiday facts and read you a custom-made poem that certainly doesn't rip off a classic! [caption id="attachment_3427" align="aligncenter" width="610"] Listen in for the explanation of this creepy picture! https://duelog.me/ep136-mistletoe[/caption] Mistletoe, Christmas tree, and Bizarre Christmas facts from these sources: https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/top10facts/894178/Mistletoe-facts-kissing-Christmas...


Episode 135: Meatier Spaceship

We take you for a ride on our spaceship to the far corners of the galaxy today! Asteroids & meteors, Storm Troopers & Star Trekkers! All are welcome on the USS Ogre! Bring on the topics! 0:03:10: Rich Snippets 0:06:07: The Librarians, Season 4 0:19:24: Giant Prehistoric Penguins 0:25:32: Quentin Tarantino Rated R Star Trek Film 0:28:59: Geminid Meteor Shower 0:31:50: Rocketbook Wave Smart Notebook 0:33:34: King of Random Invisible Ink 0:35:20: Trooper TK-421 0:40:11: Oumuamua Asteroid...


Episode 134: Disney Murders Fox on the EA Battlefront

Just when you thought Monopoly was about more than just properties, Disney resumes discussions to buy some from 21st Century Fox! We start a little slow and awkward this episode, so bear with us! It picks up steam just as the murders on the Orient Express start flowing in. 0:21:43 Disney in talks to buy 21st Century Fox 0:27:45 Murder on the Orient Express 0:31:47 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 0:38:51 James Cameron definitively answers Titanic door question 0:43:32 Nissan shows...


Episode 125: Stephen King Presents Dueling Ogres

We're back and ready to milk that sweet Stephen King SEO right off the internet. Did you know the movie IT is kind of a big deal right now? Don't worry, we'll remind you. Seth MacFarlane's FOX show The Orville premiered, and Remington has an opinion or two that may or may not surprise you. Is he meant for space? There's also talk of Danny Trejo and his strong opinions on doing his own stunts, as well as Jared Leto and the art of method acting. Stormlands, a cancelled Xbox One launch title,...


Episode 133: Happy Turkey Day (Thanksgiving)

This week Brandon and Rem take you to a fancy Thanksgiving play in New York! Of course, the director put his own spin on Wade Bradford's masterpiece "Terri and the Turkey," but we think you'll still enjoy the show! https://www.thoughtco.com/terri-and-the-turkey-play-2713387 Don't forget that shirts are on sale through the holiday! Just click the "Bazaar" link below! Or check out Humble Bundle's fall sale right here!! http://duelog.me/HBStorefront [caption id="attachment_3335"...


Episode 132: BlizzCon't Wait

This week the guys revisit BlizzCon for an overview of the upcoming goodness while peppering in some Niantic, Slow Mo, Bendis, and more! Yes, we're horrible podcasters for skipping a week. Yes, we're incredibly apologetic. Yes, we do enjoy long walks on the beach. Oh wait, here's some news from BlizzCon! 0:17:51 BlizzCon 0:24:33 Sam and Twitch series Kevin Smith (https://mcfarlane.com/blog/update-on-bbc-america-sam-and-twitch-tv-series/) 0:26:25 World of Warcraft 0:54:45 Niantic making...


Episode 131: Serendipitous Storytelling!

This seriously may be our most serendipitous episode to date! I promise, we're not well enough organized to have planned it! Here's a round-up of this week's topics with a roundabout timestamp: 0:04:11 Team Rocket returning to Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon 0:08:52 Blizzcon 2017 0:19:49 Thor Ragnarok first impressions 0:24:39 Stranger Things 2 0:29:40 Nintendo Switch controller update with GameCube controllers?! 0:32:06 Cat Quest coming to Nintendo Switch http://duelog.me/HBCatQuest...


Episode 130: Cries from the Cave

If you were looking to get CRAZY drunk, take a drink every time Brandon says "SPOOKY!" But not when Rem does it. He's lame. We hope you enjoy these several cries from the cave! My Baby - Se7enHells 13:30 The Portrait of Theodosia Burr - History.com 15:55 911 Calling - IndianaJone 20:35 Intuitive Advertising - TL Bodine 29:35 Bre's Ghost Story - 31:40 We Found Heaven and it was Empty - DogMan_35 41:55 The History of La Chupacabra - 48:00 Demonic Tailor -59:37 Evie's Ghost Story - 01:02:08...


Episode 129: Okie Dokie, Doki Doki!

This week Brandon talks about our first perk with our new partner Humble Bundle, Rem gets the plugs in for the limited time to get a free copy of Civilization III (there's little time left, check the link below!) We take a very quick refreshing dip into the darkness and pitiful void that is Doki Doki Literature Club. We don't linger long, because I just watched some spoiler videos and it's just as f**ked up as Brandon says O.O! [widget id="countdowntimer-4"] http://duelog.me/HBStorefront...


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