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Challenge: Hot Dog Dance (Weenie)
This week, we finalize a name for our new park - VISTA, and set about giving the park it's vaunted weenie that will draw guests in from miles and miles around. Both hosts hit the ground falling with drop rides and we get our first instance of a dedicated restaurant being mentioned as a park addition. Now let's go splinter some families.
Challenge: A New Theme Park (Season Premiere)
After a week off, the dynamic duo of design return to pitch their ideas for a brand new theme park. Scottye decides to make the internet into a theme park - and it works. Jim tries to pitch something somehow involving the former head of the FBI, but relents to Scottye's premise fairly quickly due to how difficult it would be to use new IPs in a park built around arcade games a decade older than Scottye. Damn these kids. Get off our collective lawns! Winners Don't Use Drugs.
Challenge: What Stays And What Goes (Season Finale)
This week, we finish season one by figuring out the fifteen attractions that will become the core of Apex, The Peak Of Themed Entertainment. While Jim is more than happy to explain how dumb some of his ideas are, it becomes an issue of placement as they try to find five good attractions for the Hero, Villain, and Battle areas of their park. It's harder than it sounds.
Challenge: Sponsored Attraction
This week, we find ourselves in a pickle to find some kind of sponsorship for an attraction at our park. While Jim is happy with his first choice, Scottye fields somewhere in the neighborhood of 741 phone calls with various corporations and other assorted odds and ends before going with his gut instincts and creating an attraction for the ages, or at least the old ages. Please note that this week's episode and next week's episode will both be dropping on Wednesdays before a two week layoff...
Challenge: Animal-Based Attraction
On this week's episode, we design animal-based attractions for, get this, a superhero park. Scottye believes all animals are fundamentally evil when given the gift of superpowers, while Jim...mostly agrees. The boys also share their theme park animal stories and make plenty of animal noises. Please note that no chipmunks were harmed in the making of this episode, but there may have been injuries prior to recording. Our sincerest apologies.
Challenge: Music-Based Attraction
This week, it's all about the music! After a somewhat brief discussion of Scottye's plan to bring a slight agoraphobe to Orlando, we bring forth our creations for this week's challenge. Jim puts all his marbles into the Wallflowers while Scottye is visited from space by the alien Kavinbacahn. The villainous Milo Strange will never be the same again, that's for sure.
Challenge: Motion Simulator
This week, DisneyQuest is officially a flat plane of land. Your hosts discuss their various visits to the indoor "amusement park" and then answer the challenge of the motion simulator Jim put up last week. Scottye spends most of his time running into a wall with a monkey, while Jim tries, and fails quickly, to create a potential new cartoon franchise for the park. Audio quality took a slight hit, once again due to Jim's shortcomings and scheduling conflicts. He's still a beast on Mighty...
Challenge: Gift Shop Ride!
This week, it's all about that consumerism and a little bit of fun as Jim and Scottye do their best to give APEX a gift show themed attraction. While Jim sets out to reinvent the entirety of Apex's theme, at least a little, Scottye in turn uses the power of the multiple choice questionnaire to put everyone in their place whether they like it or not. In the end, both do remarkable similar things and both go trackless and, eventually, get their park visitors to open their wallets and dump...
Challenge: The "Weenie"
What's a weenie? It's something that draws you to a location in a theme park. Think of Cinderella Castle, or the Tower of Terror. They beckon you to a place with their grandeur or their other adjective I can't think of right now. Scottye and Jim have weenies to share with you, and yes we absolutely know how that sounds when spoken out loud. In this episode, a keystone villain is introduced, a potential epic hero is created, and both hosts slam multiple theme park attractions together in...