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Ball Ache: Taken by the Horny Football

Ball Ache: Taken by the Horny Football

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.One filthy football. Eleven extremely supportive teammates. One World Cup nobody saw coming.His name is Number Ten. He has a sexy Scottish accent, a filthy mouth, and a proposition: Scotland's first ever...

Scanned & Stuffed

Scanned & Stuffed

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.One lonely washer-dryer. One exhausted woman with a dirty duvet. One laundrette lock-in with extra rinse.After the worst day of my life, all I wanted was clean bedding. My ex took the sofa, the microwave,...