I hate when I go to throw something away and then just end up throwing it on the floor. I mean, what the hell is this? It’s not like I’m threading the space needle shuttle in the vacuum of outer space.
And then I forgot to put a dryer sheet in with my clothes so when I pulled them from the dryer, they all looked as if they were made from the hide of the great northern yeti.
A now there’s 50 more pound a snow outside.
I’m going back to bed.
And then there was that one time when one of my brothers called me out of the blue. I hadn’t talked to him in close to three years and we were just catching up, talking about a whole lot of nothing. And then without warning or skipping a beat or barely pausing for a breath, he asked me if, when we all lived together, if I had slept with his girlfriend.
I wasn’t taken completely off guard as I stood in the kitchen with the phone up to my ear. I knew that this day was coming...
Question posted to Facebook:
Just got stood up for an 8am conference call. Any suggestions for punishments for the offending party?
I just like to stay on the call even when nobody shows up. I relax, have a nice cup of tea for an hour or so. Enjoy the silence. Wonder what I'm getting for my birthday this summer. Wonder why I still think about my birthday presents at this age. Sometimes I'll even check the expiration date on my Hot Tamales. Have you ever had a stale Hot...
The scene is my work desk. I'm eating cashew, almond, and cranberry trail mix. One of the cranberries jumped from the cup. I saw it happen but didn't hear the landing. After a mildly-extensive berry-hunt the fruit-trail gone-went cold. I cannot find the little asshole. I fear I may be walking around with a cranberry stuck on my ass for the rest of the day.
I'm gonna power down my computer. Pack up my snacks, shave my head, braid my beard. Leave these snow covered lands and move to Island...
Mechanically and electrically perfect, draft one. Recorded in GarageBand, same as the podcasts.
I hate Sunday's. 😒
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I picked Maggie up from her mom's and on a whim we did a quick, off the cuff podcast in my truck on the way back home.
There's some background noise but that's what happens when you're recording while driving 45 mph. And yes, she was holding the phone and not me. Safety first kids.
Also, neither of us had prepared for this. Spontaneity in all its glory.
Well, I guess there’s nothing that would actually stop me but what are the pros and cons? The ebbs and flows? The ups and downs of such a Jackson Pollock maneuver? Granted he used brushes and had more of a splatter/drip/drop technique with the reds and the blues and the blacks. Also, in his most delightful biographical movie, starring Ed Harris, Pollock did in fact urinate in someone’s fireplace. Which of course I would never do. But still, this isn’t the kind of painting operation your...