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Your favorite monthly Star Wars podcast

Your favorite monthly Star Wars podcast


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Your favorite monthly Star Wars podcast






Still Striking Back

Who flushed the Slave I down the toilet? What does black smoke coming out of Cloud City mean? Are puffy shirts a status symbol? We learn who has the Glengarry leads to catch the Falcon, and what it takes it for Lobot to feel anything. Would you join us for a little We Serve Droids? Everyone's invited, of course. Support the show on patreon Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)


Too Hoth To Handle

After pitching Star Wars promotional products we take a look at the first half Empire Strikes Back? Is Gen. Rieeken addicted to the big board? How long does R2 wait in the rain outside Yoda’s hut? What droid is most like Hitler’s German Shepherd? This episode freezes WAY before the first marker!


Best of the Sequel Trilogy

We fantasy draft Star Wars characters to make the best Scooby Doo team, then we look at the best things in the sequel trilogy. What's the best action sequence? What's the best line? Who put whitewall tires on the TIE Fighers? Are all monkeys fascists? What do A Tribe Called Quest and Pasaana have in common? In this episode, we don't just have power, we have his power--we're palpating.


Mandalorian Mop-Up (Mando Ch.8/Season 1)

We chat about episode 8 of Mandalorian and the season as a whole. Who are the best characters in the season? How many times will we bring up the Terminator? Were we promised Pedro Pascal in 30 minutes or less? And, how loud did we scream when that R2 unit sprouted legs? Living things are encouraged to remove the helmet of this podcast.


Whatever You Say Ugnaught (Mando Ch. 7)

Mando picks up Cara at the Codpiece Thunderdome and Mr Ugnaught to face down legendary film-maker Werner Herzog. You gotta have your Chewie cuffs; the Inglourious Alderaanians is our hit idea; and we figure out how you earn your Rebel tear drop tattoo. Is this podcast lousy with Jawas or just lousy? Find out!


Battle for Endor

An Aprils Fool prank on our listeners turned against us! We watched Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor and we lived to talk about it. Who made Skeletor the king of Endor? How did Wilfred Brimley get diabetes? How did any of this end up in a movie? Listen and maybe find out!


ConAir Heist (Mando Ch. 6)

When Mando has to bust a buff Bib For Tuna out of a prison ship, we wonder about New Republic stance on solitary confinement. Who on the heist team is Mr. Pink, and exactly how droid racist is the Mandalorian? Come for the Simpsons themed game at the start; stay for our inability to pronounce Star Wars names. Set your lights to Haunted House and enjoy We Sere Droids.


The BlasTech Kid (Mando Ch. 5)

When Mando and Baby Yoda travel to our favorite desert planet, we're left wondering what kind of hijnks Amy Sedaris and the pit droids get into baby sitting. Does a droid bartender in the cantina mean We Serve Droids beat Star Wars? What was the economic effect of piking up Storm Trooper heads? All this and more in the latest episode of We Serve Droids -- one with bones in it.


The Magnificent Mandalorian (Ch 4)

We make our own Star Wars Mad Libs, then jump into The Mandalorian Ch. 4. How bad does a krill farm village smell? What do you feed a Baby Yoda? How is the monster meth lab so high tech? It doesn't take seven samurai to pose these questions, just a magnificent podcast and a great training montage. Pull up a bowl of bone broth, and take a gulp of this episode. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)


Rise of Skywalker Convo

The drunk speak! Chris and Scott find the good, the bad, and the funny in Rise of Skywalker. What's going on with the dagger ex machina? From hot to not, which movie had the sexiest Emperor? What happened to poor, poor Rose?


Christmas Sing-Along

Celebrate the birth of our Lord, Baby Yoda, with this special singalong! Happy Holidays from We Serve Droids. (Thanks to Matt Johnson for singing our dumb songs) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)


Rise of Sky Preview/Predictions

We fantasy draft who we think will die in Ep IX followed by general preview and predictions for Rise of Skywalker. How many people can fall down a shaft? What do we hope to see? How many dead Storm Troopers will the Ewoks have turned into musical instruments? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)


Maclunkey: Death Scenes

We play a short game fanstasy drafting Star Wars characters for the Super Friends before talking about our favorite death scenes in Star Wars. Who has the most honorable Klingon-style death? Who died as they lived? Who died the way we'd want to? All this inspired by "Maclunkey." Form of rancor, and listen along!


Mondo Mando Chat (Ch 1-3)

We drank and made an unplanned decision to talk about the first 3 episodes of The Mandalorian. Usual hijinks ensue.


Revenge of the Sith... with Revengeance

We play a bounty hunter themed game before jumping into the second half of Episode III. General Grievous throws Scooby snacks to Obiwan. Anakin and Obiwan fight on crossfire commercial. We discover when the Separatists figure out they're the bad guys, and Palpatine's lightsaber (https://i.imgur.com/vQgNUTP.jpg) makes us say, "Oh my!"


Trailer Time

We talk about the full Rise of Skywalker trailer. Chris runs Ctrl+F"Gorax" and wonders about mecha-Palpatine. Scott remembers the rules for Gremlins and has a thing for Ladybird Johnson. We swear we actually talk about the trailer.


Where Are You Taking This Milk?

We launch a new series called Where Are You Taking This Scene by looking at the montage around Luke's milking a strange creature on New Dagobah in The Last Jedi. Is Luke in love with the siren? Is Luke the old guy from Up? Was Rocky IV just one big montage?


Revenge of the Sith pt 1

Dooku's the coolest decapitee, Grevious is a caped Victorian scoundrel, and Palpatine has big diction. Check out the first half of Episode III as we think about Confederacy of Independent Systems monuments, Naboo's FMLA laws, and the flamboyant dinosaur Obiwan rides. It's another happy landing from your We Serve Droids pilots.


Top 10 Planets

We rank the top 10 planets from the Star Wars movies. Are we flat Kamino-ers? Where does Yoda poop? What planet do you not want to wake up on after a bender? Find out which Star Wars planets are the best. Ich bin ein Corellian!


Ep IX & Mandalorian Footage

We chat about the D23 Rise of Skywalker sizzle reel and trailer for The Mandalorian. Can Star Destroyers form a Voltron? Does 3PO have Gowron eyes? What have the Cloud City Ugnaughts been up to? Ep IX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y Mandalorian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOC8E8z_ifw Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)